Bristol Palin is Dating Who?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin is dating Disney actor, Kyle Massey. The two met while filming Dancing with the Stars...A high school drop out, baby mama at 17, and now a negro lover....looks like Sarah Palin's tea party is now a kool-aid party!

Bristol Palin's New Look

There's something about Bristol Palin that looks different, since leaving Dancing With the Stars....I just can't put my nose on it!

Kirstie Alley Takes a Fall While Dancing

Kirstie Alley and "Dancing with the Stars" partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took a tumble on the dance floor, just seconds into their rumba routine to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" Monday night. Chmerkovskiy fell to the floor, then came up limping, after the overweight actress leaned on his leg too long....It's time to call Jenny Craig back, when dancing with you becomes the world's most dangerous job!

Chris Brown Apologizes for Meltdown

Chris Brown reached out to ABC and Robin Roberts, to apologize for smashing their studio window with a chair yesterday. Chris is still scheduled to perform on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars next Tuesday, but he may still face punishment for violating his probation....Uh oh, good thing he's getting practice with taking off his shirt, he'll be doing a lot of that in jail!

The New Cast of Dancing With The Stars Announced

The new cast of the hit show, Dancing with the Stars, was revealed during last night’s episode of The Bachelor.
So without further ado, here is your lineup for the 2011 season:

Sugar Ray Leonard
Hines Ward
Ralph Macchio
Chris Jericho
Lil’ Romeo
Kendra Wilkinson
Kirstie Alley
Wendy Williams
Chelsea Kane
Petra Nemcova
Mike Catherwood

I bet we're all wondering the same thing...which lady will Wendy Williams dance with?!

Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

Sarah Palin's Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Palin’s 16-year-old daughter, Willow, used homophobic slurs to attack a Facebook user who said her mother’s reality TV show was failing. The Palin kid posted, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting. My sister had a kid and is still hot. Your such a faggot."....Well, unlike her mother, at least the words she chooses to use are actually in the dictionary!

Audrina Patridge's Mom Has Something To Say

Audrina Patridge's mom was caught on camera acting a mess after the reality star was kicked off Dancing With The Stars....I personally love when she says, "Thank you for letting me share." Isn't that what they are taught to say in AA?... at least, uh, that's what someone, uh, told me once!

Margaret Cho's Gay Dance Gets The Boot

Margaret Cho's Dancing With The Stars partner, Louis Van Amstel, blames the comedian's gay pride themed performance for being booted off the show. Louis said, That was not my message. Maybe it was Margaret's message, but not mine. "The minute it was about gay pride, I knew we were gone.".....A grown man wearing leotards and glitter, while dancing the Cha Cha on live TV, is concerned that his message was too gay?...right!

Toni Braxton is BROKE

Toni Braxton, the R&B singer who captured our hearts with the #! hit "Unbreak My Heart", is said to be broke. The singer's rep claims she’s worth anywhere between $1-$10 million but owes up to $50 million in debts stemming from her Vegas show....Girlfriend better get that remix going, "Unbreak My Wallet"!

Florence Henderson Flash Viewers

The soldiers can all come home from the war now, because Florence Henderson lifted her shirt on live TV, flashing the viewers of Dancing With Stars....showing us where the weapons of mass destruction have been hiding!

Kate Gosselin Shows Off

35-year-old reality star, Kate Gosselin, says she’s ready to show off her body as she grace the cover of People magazine, "I've worked really hard! Haven't I earned the right, at this point, to look good?".....It would've been nice if her doctor worked a little harder, instead of putting her belly button in the wrong place!

Kate Plus Eight

Last night 'Kate Plus Eight' star, Kate, delivered big in the ratings for a special that aired on TLC....Jon's name has been dropped from the title, and apparently eight is now the number of cosmetic surgeries she's had done!

I'm Calling Bullshit

Last night, Nicole Scherzinger, was crowned the champion of "Dancing With The Stars", Really?.....Next up, "Singing With The Stars", where celebrities will try their hand at singing, cast includes Patti Labelle!

New Pussies

The Pussycat Doll's had an overhaul, and replaced every member with new singers, except for Nicole Scherzinger. Let me introduce the new members of PCD to you......The girl in the middle is Nicole Scherzinger!

Kate's Makeover

Kate Gosselin is said to have spent $35,000 in plastic surgery procedures, to prepare for her debut on, Dancing With The Stars. The procedures included, Botox,

Restylane fillers, laser resurfacing, veneers, hair extensions, highlights, eyelash extensions and eyebrow shaping......I'm thinking she could have saved a few dollars on the eyebrow shaping, as I hear those Asians are pretty good at that!

Pam Will Dance

Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The former Baywatch beauty has agreed to all terms, and the deal went through without a hitch......I'm sure ABC is ecstatic to not have to provide a celebrity trailer, because you know this trash has her own!

No Fair

I've been watching Dancing With The Stars, but I'm getting a little annoyed with the surprised look on contestant Mya's face, when the judges compliment her. Not only is Mya known for being one of the best dancers in the music industry, but she's also a professional tap dancer...I think she should be on a show that's a little more challenging for her, such as, "Sell Cd's Like The Stars!"

That's Just Wrong

Have you ever wondered what happens when a celebrity's star dims, and the handlers go away?...you walk on the red carpet with a booger in your nose. Can someone blow Toni Braxton's nose, so she can Breathe Again, Breathe Again!

Dancing With The Jacksons

It's being reported that both Jermaine and Latoya Jackson are interested in joining the next season of Dancing With The Stars.....If DWTS is putting these two under hot lights, they better hire some NBA towel boys to wipe up. Between her face and that ink in his head....they may cause an oil slick!