It's in The NBC Water

Rumor has it that Matt Lauer's marriage is headed for splitsville, after The National Enquirer alleged the Today Show host was participating in sex Olympics with other women, while covering the Winter Olympics in Vancouver....Sounds like 'The National Enquirer' wins the prize for answering that burning Today Show question..."Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"

Johnny Weird?

Two French broadcasters are under fire for making homophobic statements about Olympic skater, Johnny Weir's flamboyant mannerisms, saying that he is damaging to the image of Figure Skating...Do these broadcasters realize these male skaters wear feathers, lace, thongs, tights, and tutus while competing?...um, the damage is already done!