Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

John Speaks to Playboy

In a recent interview with Payboy magazine, John Mayer was asked "Do black women throw themselves at you," Mayer replied, "I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock"....with "Jenny Craig" taste if he's counting his ex Jessica Simpson!

Fat Weapon

An obese woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him will NOT serve any time behind bars. Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter and was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service....OK, and we thought our country already had a problem with obesity!