Sarah's New Lady Parts

Reporters are talking, and their saying former presidential nominee, Sarah Palin bought herself a new pair of boobies.....I guess she really is a maverick, she found a way to get democratic men to say one thing nice about her!

Enhancement

Rumor has it, Mary J. Blige may have gotten an enhancement in the breast department....Congratulations, she's now an official buttaface!

Winehouse Leaks

Amy Winehouse went to the hospital last weekend, and her dad decided to reveal the reason why, "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little leaky something or other." He said that as he pointed to his chest....leakage, huh? Something tells me she couldn't find an open liquor store?

Bloat Floats

Did Pamela Anderson ingest one of her implants?.....Wow, she didn't just "hit the wall," she's knocking that b*tch down, and stomping on it!

Check Those Out

You can't get Amy Winehouse to go to rehab, no no no, but she will go to a plastic surgeon......and you thought she had insane access to drugs before!