Lil' Kim Set for New Release

Lil' Kim has announced that she's releasing a new CD and the first single from it will be called, 'Looks Like Money'.....oh, I was thinking more along the lines of "Looks Like Latoya Jackson!"

Lil' Kim's Black Friday

Lil' Kim released an answer to the oh so hot "Roman's Revenge" by Nicki Minaj, and Lil' Kim didn't disappoint. I'm actually excited about the diss tracks.....Hell, I'm tired of Chris Brown and Rihanna being the last good hip hop beef!

When Humans Look Like Cats

I don't know what a mutated swamp donkey looks like, but I'm pretty sure this comes pretty close!

Hot Shirt

Katy Perry seen rocking lyrics to one of my FAVORITE rap songs EVER, by Mobb Deep and Lil' Kim across her chest, "The Real Shit, Shit to make you FEEL shit"....funny she chose those lyrics, because her boyfriend always look like he smells like shit!

Hot Duet

Lil' Kim joined Cyndi Lauper for a mash-up of Lauper's Time After Time, with Kim's Lighters Up at Nelson Mandela's birthday celebration....Lil' Kim attempts to sing, and she does well, but one could only guess that she would've done a lot better if she had her original nose.

Happy Birthday

I would like to take this time to say Happy Birthday to Lil Kim, as I was unknowingly an attendee at a private birthday party for the rapper, which explains the 911 call I prematurely made from the party, reporting Michael Jackson was still alive. I reluctantly ended the call when I learned it was Lil Kim, but I'm hoping her doctors are next on LAPD's list...because an overdose of painkillers is the only way to cope with that face!

Lil Kim Receives Standing Ovation

Lil Kim (pictured here) rocked the house on DWTS last night as she and her partner performed a paso doble dance. You go Lil Kim, you worked it out girl, and you look....well you did your thing! If you missed it click here.