Tiger Woods Divorce Finalized

Tiger Woods, and his Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, divorced on Monday following the sex scandal that engulfed Woods late last year. No details of the divorce has been leaked, but......It's the first time in 9 months that he's outscored someone 16 to 0!

Tiger's Injured

Tiger Woods exited Golf's players championship tournament on Saturday, stating he's suffering from a bulging disk....well, we know he's not telling a lie, because all of his mistresses said the same!

Speaking of Woods

Tiger Woods new NIKE commercial started airing this week, and I must say he looks pretty miserable in the ad....I guess he realizes he can't "Just Do It" anymore!

Best Athlete

Tiger Woods of golf is the biggest deal in golf, and has now been named "Athlete of the Decade" by members of the Associated Press...well, there's no argument that he's the biggest swinger of the decade!

Speaking Of "I AM" Ads

Nike is under pressure to permanently shelve their ads where young boys say "I Am Tiger Woods"....why? at least banging 10 women while being married is a realistic goal, that most of them are going to achieve...excuse me ALL of them will achieve!