Woof Woof

Pamela Anderson snapped in L.A......Hey, did anyone manage to get the license plate of the truck that hit her?

Pam Will Dance

Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The former Baywatch beauty has agreed to all terms, and the deal went through without a hitch......I'm sure ABC is ecstatic to not have to provide a celebrity trailer, because you know this trash has her own!

Bloat Floats

Did Pamela Anderson ingest one of her implants?.....Wow, she didn't just "hit the wall," she's knocking that b*tch down, and stomping on it!

Your Time Has Passed

Thanks for putting caution signs on those nasty legs, but I think it's time to retire that suit grandma...even Farah Fawcett knew when to give up the feathered hair!