Chris Brown Apologizes for Meltdown

Chris Brown reached out to ABC and Robin Roberts, to apologize for smashing their studio window with a chair yesterday. Chris is still scheduled to perform on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars next Tuesday, but he may still face punishment for violating his probation....Uh oh, good thing he's getting practice with taking off his shirt, he'll be doing a lot of that in jail!

The New Cast of Dancing With The Stars Announced

The new cast of the hit show, Dancing with the Stars, was revealed during last night’s episode of The Bachelor.
So without further ado, here is your lineup for the 2011 season:

Sugar Ray Leonard
Hines Ward
Ralph Macchio
Chris Jericho
Lil’ Romeo
Kendra Wilkinson
Kirstie Alley
Wendy Williams
Chelsea Kane
Petra Nemcova
Mike Catherwood

I bet we're all wondering the same thing...which lady will Wendy Williams dance with?!

Jimmy Kimmel Gets a Promotion

Beginning February 4, ABC is moving the start time of Jimmy Kimmel Live to midnight, a promise made to host Jimmy Kimmel in 2010...and my decision to not watch will not move!

Hey Bristol....You Lose!

Bristol Palin didn't win Dancing With The Stars, but she should have won something for being the first person to make it to the final 3 in a dancing competition, without losing a stitch of weight...now that's an amazing feat!

Ron Artest is Interview Gold

Congrats to the L.A. Lakers on winning quote NBA Championship, and thanks to Ron Artest for a winning interview, "I want to thank my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot. Thank you so much. It's so difficult to play. There's so much emotion going on in the playoffs, and she helped me relax. I thank her so much."....Wow, sounds like she did a hell of a blow job, I mean job!

Desperate Times

Former Desperate Housewives star, Nicollette Sheridan, is pressing charges against the show's creator/writor. The actress is alleging that she was hit in the head, and slapped when she questioned the script, then her character was killed off after she complained about the abuse to ABC executives.....Damn, would the creator of the show happen to be Ike Turner?

ABC Failed

Due to failed negotiations between ABC and Cablevision, my New York friends were without ABC for most of Sunday. I got really nervous about this, as The Oprah Show airs on ABC, so I decided to keep them updated on Oprah's whereabouts while ABC was dark....she looks like she was having a good time!

Lambert's Kiss

ABC received over 1,500 complaints after Adam Lambert's performance at the AMA's. The performance had simulated oral sex, bad vocals and Adam kissing a dancer. I didn't find it to be a big deal...it's not the first time I've seen females kiss on TV!

DOA

ABC decided to cancel Kathy Griffin's Let's Dance, which was set to air for a 5 week run, beginning on November 23rd. Griffin was replaced with the reality show Find My Family.....I guess the focus groups felt that face would be more appropriate for a Halloween special!

Rihanna Speaks

During an interview with 20/20, Rihanna, had this to say "I’d like to be in a great place in both my personal life and my career. I still want to be doing what I love. Whatever that is in 10 years, I don’t know."....How about telling us what it is you do now?

Swine Flu Run Amuck

word has it that shooting of Desperate Housewives, has been halted after learning that Teri Hatcher has come down with the swine flu H1N1 virus.....That will teach her to stage a kiss with this gay guy!

Dancing With The Jacksons

It's being reported that both Jermaine and Latoya Jackson are interested in joining the next season of Dancing With The Stars.....If DWTS is putting these two under hot lights, they better hire some NBA towel boys to wipe up. Between her face and that ink in his head....they may cause an oil slick!