Madonna Leaves Film Set for Oprah

Madonna left the set of her film, King Edward, to be apart of Oprah Winfrey's tribute show last week. Madonna's production crew was angry that the pop star left during the middle of filming.....Hmmm, based on previous Madonna films, they're better off that she actually left!

Lady Gaga Defends Song Rip-Off

Lady Gaga turned up on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, after performing "Born This Way" at the Grammys, which some critics called a rip-off of Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” Lady Gaga tells Seacrest, "The song is just the beginning of this album. It's certainly not the biggest hit on the album."....What's next, Papa Don't Preach?

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Madonna has casted daughter, Lourdes, in her new film about Edward VIII, after Lourdes expressed that she would like "some kind of career in the entertainment industry." Madonna says she will teach her everything she's gained from the industry......Oh great, another fake ass English accent to listen to!

On To The Next One

A-Rod has dumped another girl since hitting the dating scene after his divorce, once again he felt the chick was too clingy...Tiger Woods should take lessons from STRAY-Rod!

You're So Vain

An ex lover of A-Rod is speaking out about his ego with this statement, "He was so vain, he had not one, but two painted portraits of himself." When you look that good, whose picture are you supposed to hang up? Let me just say this, never in my life have ever had dreams of being a mirror until now!

Eviction Notice

Madonna, is facing eviction and a lawsuit from her neighbors in her Central Park West apartment. The pop star's neighbors are complaining of "blaring music, stomping and shaking walls, noise seeping through the walls, ceilings and radiators"....and that's just having sex, wait until she starts rehearsing for a video!

You're Fired

Rumor has it that Madonna, fired her celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson, after this picture surfaced... Don't stop with the trainer.. fire your Botox doctor, Plastic Surgeon, Friends, and put Lourdes on a punishment...anyone who wasn't honest about you looking like the Loch Ness Monster!

Passing The Torch

The biggest female artist in the world, Madonna, may not let her kids do anything fun around the house, but is sharing her talent and skills with daughter Lourdes, who joins her on stage for a few songs while on tour......Lets just hope Lourdes only picks up her mom's "on stage" talents!

Madonna Gets Some Action

Madonna releases another video teaser for her latest single, Celebration, the pop star is seen humping the floor....because it's the only thing left on earth that she hasn't laid!

Madonna's New Song

Listen to Madonna's new single Celebration. Hardcore Madonna fans love it, Gays think it's fierce, and people like me think, after hearing it 30 times a day on the radio, we have no choice but to like it and think it's fierce!

To Work Out or Not To Work Out

Madonna, who is known for her Astanga Yoga workouts....Just single handedly put the Yoga industry out of business, Ewww!

I'm in Africa Ya'll

Kim Kardashian is on a "humanitarian" trip with her sister, Khloe and boyfriend Reggie Bush, and they've been twittering their pictures along the way....I wonder if she'll bring back a souvenir to play with Angelina Jolie's, and Madonna's souvenirs!

You Decide

I've always wanted to do "Who Wore It Best" but......





I think which face is best, would be more fun...New Whitney, or Crackhead Whitney?

Give it up

I don't think Madonna got the memo.....Sex doesn't sell when you're 102!

Nice Arms

Madonna, who normally walks around showing off her tremendous biceps, is seen here with not so flattering triceps. The yoga queen was quoted as saying "even I have bingo wings"....Yes, we know Madonna, we've been looking at them on your face for years!

Madonna Honor Michael Jackson in London

Fans of Madonna was treated to a Michael Jckson tribute at the opening night of her tour...I've been to a Madonna concert, and anything is better than watching a senior citizen woman do 20 squats in a row, and consider it a performance!

Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ads

[Photography by Steven Meisel. Source:WWD]

Sure, the campaign is a Photoshop wonder, but I love the way the bags blend into the scene and don't upstage the other elements of the composition. There's nothing worse than some actress doing an America's Next Top Model reject pose with a large purse awkwardly incubating under her ass. Plus I love Madonna's hair and makeup - she looks human and vulnerable, which is a tall order in her case.