Lindsay Lohan Cry Broke

According to Lindsay Lohan's latest probation report the starlet is broke and powerless in rehab. Lohan says, "I cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and I need to work. My clothing line is falling apart.".......Waah Waah, or with those lips...Quack Quack!

Lindsay Lohan is Fed Up

Lindsay Lohan has been threatening to move away from Los Angeles for good, complaining that the people there are just so "disgusting.".....I get the feeling her coke dealer is no longer reliable. Yeah, that would disgust me too!

23 Going On 100

23 year old Lindsay Lohan, looks like her next birthday shout out will come from Willard Scott on The Today Show!

Dayummmmmm!

Whitney's back, and looking good!.....The hell with using Proactive, crack is where it's at!

Something Smells

Amy Winehouse is said to be in talks to launch her own perfume....Makes sense, a beautiful smell is exactly what I think of when I look at the singer...Plus, I would love to see what Shitoulet'Sur le Cracke' smells like!