Eva and Tony File For Divorce

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have filed for divorce separately, after Tony was caught having an affair with their mutual friend. It's being reported that more women are coming forward. Eva once boasted that "her man had only one sexual partner prior to their coupling".....Ha, talk about saving yourself for marriage!

Ashton's Caught Sexting

Ashton Kutcher's alleged lover has released explosive text messages that supports her claims the Hollywood actor cheated on his wife Demi Moore, according to Star Magazine....He should probably send one more text that reads, "Hey bitch, you've been Punk'd!"

Kat Von D Isn't Afraid to Date Jesse James

Famed tattoo artist, Kat Von D, explains why she is Jesse James' type on a L.A. radio show, "Just because I have tattoos doesn't mean, 'Oh, you guys are a perfect match."...She's right, tattoos dpn't make them a perfect match, but because she looks like she has an STD, is exactly why they are a perfect match!

Coming Clean

John Edwards is now admitting he cheated on his wife and fathered an illegitimate child.....Wow, it took him this long to admit the reason he pulled out of the 2008 Presidential race, is because he didn't pull out of his mistress!

An Affair?

Rumors are swirling that the blind New York Governor, David Paterson, is having an affair after he was seen in a New Jersey steakhouse, having an intimate dinner and kiss with a woman who is not his wife...Uh Oh, I wonder if he saw this coming!

Tiger Unleashed

In the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Tiger Woods is said to be revealing himself like the public has never seen before....well, unless you're a tall blonde, with fake boobs of course!

Best Athlete

Tiger Woods of golf is the biggest deal in golf, and has now been named "Athlete of the Decade" by members of the Associated Press...well, there's no argument that he's the biggest swinger of the decade!

Enhanced Performance

Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was investigated for providing performance-enhancement drugs to clients, which has started speculation as to Tiger Woods' involvement with steroids....This should be interesting, since he is definitely putting up A-Rod numbers in the bedroom!

Speaking Of "I AM" Ads

Nike is under pressure to permanently shelve their ads where young boys say "I Am Tiger Woods"....why? at least banging 10 women while being married is a realistic goal, that most of them are going to achieve...excuse me ALL of them will achieve!

Fender Bender

As most already know, Tiger Woods, was involved in a minor accident outside of his home over Thanksgiving. It's been alleged that Tiger's wife beat him with his golf club after learning of an affair...watch out Tiger, looks like your wife has her first Major win!

Another Cheater

Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, nickname "Big Papi," is the latest MLB player to be named as a steroid user...Well, if he's using steroids, we know what's NOT the reason for his nickname Big Papi. Ortiz told the media he couldn't comment until he found out exactly what drug he tested positive for......Ok, go home, check your medicine cabinet, and get back to us!