Kim Kardashian is Still Pissed

Kim Kardashian speaks out on her $20 million dollar lawsuit with Old Navy. The reality star says, "It's not fair that they went for a cheap knockoff."....True Kim, they could have just casted your sisters for that!

Kim Kardashian is Suing Old Navy

Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy, claiming the clothing giant intentionally used a look-alike in an effort to dupe the public into thinking Kim was affiliated with Old Navy....If you saw Kim's dancing skills on Dancing with the Stars you would have to be on meth to believe she was in the Old Navy commercial!

Kim Kardashian's Quote of the Day

Kim Kardashian tells Heat Magazine, "I'm obsessed with guys with tiny ears, they turn me on."...Why wasn't I informed that the definition of "black cock" changed to tiny ears?!

Kim Kardashian is Engaged

Kris Humphries, who plays for the New Jersey Nets, popped the question in Kim’s bedroom with “Will you marry me?” written in rose petals....Wow! Hoes are winning, I'm in the wrong profession!

Speaking of Khloe Kardashian

The 26-year-old star of E! reality show "Khloe & Lamar" recently played herself in a cameo on Law & Order: Los Angeles, where she was interrogated by detectives.....Let's hope the detectives figured out why she is famous!

Paris Hilton Talks Kim Kardashian

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained that she's not jealous that ex best friend, Kim Kardashian is more famous than she is these days, saying, "I'm not jealous, I am the original."....Nice, she gave a quote for Kim Kardashian and herpes all at once!

Kim Kardashian's Jam-Turn it Down....errr UP!

I love me some Kim Kardashian, but I'm not even illegally downloading that sh*t!

Ray J Says He Created Kim Kardashian

In an interview with Gossip On This, Ray J says he created ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian, and Cocktail, who appeared in his show 'For The Love Of Ray J.' Brandy's lil' brother went on to say, "I don't hang with stars, I create stars. So you know Kim was created, Cocktail was created and now I'm off to a new project. They are great girls, they got good heads on their shoulders."....we already know about their good heads, we've seen the tapes!

Kim Kardashian Sans Make-up

Kim Kardashian was spotted running errands in L.A. without her best friend called make-up....Outside of looking like she's been sleeping in a morgue for the past few days, she still looks better than, um, well every single person I know!

Kardashians Bring in the Kash

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian, America's hottest reality TV family, earned $65 million last year, raking in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined....This proves that it pays more to sleep with the blacks, instead of adopting them!

Prince Gives Kim Kardashian the Boot

Prince invited Kim Kardashian on stage during his concert at Madison Square Garden, Monday night, when he quickly learned what every viewer of Dancing With The Stars, and her sex tape found out....she can't move, not even a little bit! I guess she ruined her chance of ever getting an invite to bathe in Lake Minnetonka!

Kim Kardashian Pissed Over Nude Photos

Kim Kardashian is so upset with her nude photos that appeared on the cover of W magazine that she has vowed never to...um, strip again. The socialite says she was promised she would be covered in art work, but instead, the magazine showed her nipple....You appeared in a sex tape, but upset with showing nipple?...is that like hookers who don't kiss?

Kim Kardashian's Latest Twitpic

Somebody get this girl some ice, she's swollen!

Khloe Complains About Airport Security

Khloe Kardashian complained about the TSA "pat down" on the George Lopez Show recently. The reality star said she felt like she was being raped, but absolutely refused to go through the x-ray security machine....What's the big deal? TSA released a statement explaining that the x-rays will not harm one's penis!

Kim Kardashian Voted Most Popular

Bing search engine has released their list of the top searched items this year, and Kim Kardashian is the number one, most popular searched topic....silly kids still looking for that sex tape, huh?

Kardashian Kard Kanceled

Less than a month after the Kardashian Kard made its debut, the glitzy prepaid debit card has been terminated by the government due to excessive fees associated with it. The Kardashian Kard has an annual fee of $99.95, a $9.95 purchasing fee, and a $7.95 monthly fee, among a host of other hidden fees.....Damn, that sounds more like a DEBT card instead of a debit card!

KIm Kardashian is Dating Halle's Ex

According to TooFab.com, the reality star and model Gabriel Aubry, attended the Los Angeles Lakers game Sunday night. The couple has been dating for the past few weeks and wanted to make the basketball game their first public outing....So much for "once you go black you never go back"....You go back white when this is the type!

Friends Till' The End

Whoredashian and C-Error was spotted leaving a lunch date yesterday.... C-Error can kiss this friendship goodbye once Whoredashian sees she looks like a stubby little Hispanic chick next to the gorgeous singer!

Kim Kardashian and John Mayer Hit The Town

The New York Post reported that Kardashian, who turned 30 last week, and John Mayer, 33, recently hit the town together in NYC. Although they brought pals along, the duo wanted "to see if they would hit it off.".....or inspire John's new hit, "Her Body is a Wasteland!"

Kim Takes It Off....Again

Kim Kardashian poses naked again, this time for W Magazine.....I'm not sure why the photos were taken, but her ass looks like the "before" picture on a fitness club advertisement!