Angelina Jolie's New Family Trip

Angelina Jolie told the Financial Times that she is considering crossing the Sahara. The actress says, "It takes 28 days. I want to do it in pieces and station the kids along the way."....Since the announcement, Shiloh has been picking out the perfect tie!

Angelina Jolie Thinks U.S. Education Sucks

Angelina Jolie says, "The education system hasn't caught up with our children and our way of life. I'd rather them go to a museum and learn to play guitar and read, instead of traditional school."....Noooooo, if that happens, kids will not have a chance to pick on Shiloh's Queen Elizabeth clothes?!

Kardashians Bring in the Kash

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian, America's hottest reality TV family, earned $65 million last year, raking in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined....This proves that it pays more to sleep with the blacks, instead of adopting them!

The Jolie-Pitt Kids Are in School

The Jolie-Pitt kids have reportedly started school in Budapest while their mom, Angelina, works on her directorial debut, a love story set in Bosnia....Aww, how cute are the kids? There's Maddox on the left, Shiloh in the middle, and Jackie Chan on the right!

Will Angelina Jolie Play Marilyn Monroe?

It's rumored that Angelina Jolie is set to play the blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, in an adaptation of Andrew O'Hagan's novel, "The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe." If it's true, Angelina will need to gain weight to achieve Marilyn's curvy figure....oooh, I know how she can do it...she can have some babies, instead of shopping for them!

Angelina is Fearless

Angelina Jolie recently told You Magazine, "I'm fearless to the point of stupidity. Maybe I should have a little more fear."....I'm sure Brad Pitt thinks the same thing about her, when the two of them walk into an adoption agency!

Mea Culpa

I received a few hate emails for my post about Shiloh earlier in the week, and I have to admit I was wrong for saying the kid looks like Susan Boyle, just wrong...Clearly, a young Chaz Bono is more like it!

Great Genes

I can remember when the media first reported that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were having a baby a few years ago. You couldn't go one day, or an hour without hearing how gorgeous their offspring would be. One magazine stated that this was going to be the best looking kid to ever hit planet earth, remember that?....Not one mention that this kid would look like a young Susan Boyle!

Angelina Rules

It has been reported that Charlize Theron is being replaced by Angelina Jolie for a role in the new thriller "The Touris"....see what happens when you start blabbing about being African? Damn, you know it's bad when a white woman lose her job for being black!

Cute, and Not So Cute!

Angelina Jolie was photographed with daughters, Shiloh and Zahara over the weekend. It's becoming very clear why Angelina and Brad have been adopting so many kids....covering up the fact that two beauties failed at making a beauty!

A Fox vs. Fox

Get ready for the celebrity showdown to end all celebrity showdowns. Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie are set to battle it out for the role of Barbarella. MSN is reporting that "Jolie is really feeling the pressure, she knows that to win roles she has to look youthful."... A good friend once told me "a woman's looks are equivalent to the shelf life of yogurt." Well, it looks like Dannon is ready to stock the shelves with its new Light & Fit flavor!

I'm in Africa Ya'll

Kim Kardashian is on a "humanitarian" trip with her sister, Khloe and boyfriend Reggie Bush, and they've been twittering their pictures along the way....I wonder if she'll bring back a souvenir to play with Angelina Jolie's, and Madonna's souvenirs!

Happy Birthday

Who would have guessed that this little cutie would grow up to engage in incesttuos relations with her brother on live tv, ruin someone's marriage, and start the black baby accessory trend- all before her 34th birthday....Yup, it's the hottest celebrity alive...Happy Birhday Angelina Jolie!

Hand Model

They say you can tell a woman's true age by the look of her hands...If that's true, then Angelina Jolie probably had playdates with Jesus!