MTV Honors Amy Winehouse

MTV Networks announced a special day of tribute to Amy Winehouse's musical legacy....Oh, great, so they're planning to play her 'Rehab' video for 24 hours straight, with Snooki as host!

Unfair Reality TV Question on SAT

A Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) question asking test-takers to write an essay about reality television programs has generated a wave of protest by students who say they don't watch the programs, prompting statements like, "I don't watch TV at all so it was hard for me. I have no interest in reality TV shows," another poster said."....Yeah, well that's how most of us felt regarding those Christopher Columbus and Great Britain questions!

Conan Returns With a Vengeance

Conan O'Brien's new late night TBS talk show had an impressive debut Monday night, beating all cable programming with 4 million viewers...It would've been 4 million and 1, but I'm still searching for TBS!

Nick and Vanessa Are Engaged

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nick Lachey and and long time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnilo are engaged to be married. This will mark Lachey's second time down the aisle....if you can recall, he was previously married to a f*cking idiot!

That Couple is BROKE

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be filling for bankruptcy soon. The couple says "they feel like idiots" because not only are they penniless after throwing money away on homes, cars and Heidi's "music career", but they are now currently homeless and owe $2 million in taxes.....Really, THIS is what makes them feel like idiots?!?

Don't Call Me Tranny

MTV issued an apology after GLAAD spoke out about the use of the word "Tranny" during last week's Jersey Shore reunion special. GLAAD had this to say "It was one of the most blatantly transphobic scenes aired anywhere on television in the last few years."....It's getting "regodamdiculous" to not be able to shorten the word transgender when referring to a hot mess freak show.

Speaking of Halloween

Snooki says she dressed as a pickle for Halloween....I say she dressed as a fat avocado with fish scales!

There's a Situation

The Situation, said this to Life & Style magazine about Dancing With The Stars "I'm a big fan of the show. I heard they work out six hours a day or something. So I might be even more ripped than I already am!"...Call me crazy but, he has a horrible stomach for someone who bases his whole "persona" on his abs!

Will.I.Am Defends His Blackness

Will.I.Am caught a lot of flack for performing at the MTV VMAs in black paint. The artist took to Twitter to defend himself against his detractors, tweeting, "it shouldn't’t be looked at as racial. There are far more important things 2 bark about. (Jobs, health, education) not a black man wearing all black.".....I agree with him, at least HE came up with a solution to future oil spills!

MTV Video Music Awards....Let's Do it!

Last night the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards aired....Is it me, or should the VMAs air on YouTube instead of MTV?...Last I knew, that's where we all watch videos!

The VMA Stage

The VMA stage was amazing, and my favorite part of the show last night....you know we'll see it on Lady Gaga's head next year!

Speaking of Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga actually looked pretty last night...shoot me. Seriously, I expected her to arrive with a limo on her head, but her look was more like....the lion, the witch, AND the wardrobe!

Bored To Death of Tayor Swift

After dozing off during Taylor Swift's performance, where she performed without shoes, all I have to say is ....can you please give Shaquille O'Neal his feet back?!?!

Usher Performs

Usher performed, or by the looks of his dance moves....taught a yoga class!

Keeping up With Kim Kardashian's Titles

Kim Kardashian appeared as a presenter, and was introduced as a fashion icon.....Clearly running out of ways of NOT saying why she's really famous!

10 Seconds of Robyn

Billy Idol...er, Robyn showed up to sing the VMAs into commercial breaks....humiliation at its best!

Bad Hosting, Bad Skit

Not only did Chelsea Handler fail as a VMA host, but during the middle of the show she jumped into a hot tub with the cast of the Jersey Shore....Can you say STD bouillabaisse?!?

MTV Gives Ke$ha the Finger

Ke$ha will be a presenter at the MTV VMA's but the producers stopped short of asking the the singer to perform at the big event.....awww, MTV should let her perform, at least they will stay true to their image of NOT airing music!

Prince Hates The Internet

In a recent interview with, The Mirror, Prince told readers "The internet's completely over." His royal dumbness went on to say, "The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."....like all pretty white women in America, Prince for being dumb, besides....he's right about MTV!

Snooki is Moving To The Bronx

Jersey Shore's Snooki, says she's not having luck finding love, so she's going to relocate to the Bronx to help the situation. "I am still living with my mom at the moment, but once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there's loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.".....honey, the only dogs walking around in the Bronx, are those on their way to a dog fight!