Hugh Hefner Planks

Hugh Hefner and his Playboy bunnies have gotten into the planking craze....Though, I bet playing dead is a normal routine when it comes to having sex with an 85 year old man!

Hugh Hefner's Wedding is Off

Hugh Hefner took to Twitter to inform his followers that the wedding is off. The Playboy magazine founder was set to marry 25 year old Playmate, Crystal Harris in five days...Maybe they realized "till' death do us part" could easily be next week!

Toni Braxton Considers Playboy to Cover Debt

Toni Braxton has taken to Twitter to mull over an offer to pose for Playboy magazine. The singer, who filed for bankruptcy for the second time last year, asked her Twitter followers what they thought of the offer, tweeting "New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy's offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?"....I think you should consider posing for a financial advisor!

No Sluttiness for Kim Kardashian

After being shagged in the butt on home video, Kim Kardashian is getting sensitive about questions that might make her look slutty. The reality star has banned the press from asking questions about fling with Cristiano Ronaldo, her sex tape, and Playboy....Well, she is a role model, Can we still ask about being a role model for aspiring porn stars?

Boob Fight

When Pamela Anderson was recently asked what she thought about being the inspiration for Kendra Wilkinson's boobs, Pam insisted she didn't know who Kendra was, even after being told Kendra was Hugh Hefner's ex girlfriend from, The Girls Next Door. Pam's response was, "Who? I have no idea who you’re talking about."......in all fairness, Pam is almost 50 years old....could be Alzheimers!

Hugh Hefner and Kendra's One Minute Sex Romp

Kendra Wilkinson, formerly of, The Girls Next Door, stopped by Fox 5 Good Day , to promote her new memoir, "Sliding Into Home." The ex-playmate recounted her first sexual encounter with a 78 year old Hugh Hefner. She described the moment of hitting his pole, after seven other girls as "free spirit".....Hmmmm, free spirit? That's not what my mama calls it!

Lady Gaga to Pose Nude

Lady Gaga is considering posing naked for Playboy, "she thinks it will be an experience, and she's always looking to grow as an artist," says a friend......I have to admit that I'm actually excited to see her issue, yup, the first hermaphrodite in Playboy! I'm sure Playboy has a special team working on masks to cover up her VoVoVoVoVoVvo Vomit face!

OOOOOOOOOOhhhhh

Time Warner Cable accidentally aired Playboy's programming on two children's OnDemand channels, after the cable company's equipment failed in North Carolina. The problem took two hours to fix.....oh great, now parents have to convince their kids that "a chubby" is just a nickname that adults use when talking about Miss Piggy!

Jessica's Upset

In an interview to air on Oprah today, Jessica Simpson says she's upset that John Mayer refereed to her as "sexual napalm" and goes on to say, "I don't want people to know how I am in bed,"....Just a word of advice for Jessica Simple.....

when the world knows that you think chicken is tuna, and buffalo wings come from buffalo, you might want to be a little more appreciative to the one person who thinks you're good at something!

John Speaks to Playboy

In a recent interview with Payboy magazine, John Mayer was asked "Do black women throw themselves at you," Mayer replied, "I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock"....with "Jenny Craig" taste if he's counting his ex Jessica Simpson!

Speaking of Playboy

Tara Reid poses in Playboy to show off her fixed plastic surgery, "I got it fixed and now I'm OK and I want people to know I'm OK,"....Next up...fixing her botched acting career!

Now I know

People continue to speculate about Ryan Seacrest's sexual orientation...Well, this girl pictured here is Sara Jean Underwood, she told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday, that she dated Ryan Seacrest for 2 years and they never had sex...speculate no more, he's either gay, or was practicing Lent for an unprecedented 2 years!

Playboy Miracle

If you're finding it hard to breathe, it's probably all of the AIR from the BRUSH that was used on Chelsea Handler's Playboy cover!

Who's The Bigger Boob?

Ex-Danity Kane group member, Aubrey O'Day has let it be known that she doesn't like Hills star, Heidi Montag's Playboy pictorial. Aubrey told MTV "My pictures were classy, they depicted the parts of my body that I love."....Yeah, I see what she's saying, adding that chair changes EVERYTHING!