Sarah Palin Mocks Obama's SOTU Speech

In discussing President Barack Obama’s State of the Union (SOTU) on Fox News, Sarah Palin had this to say, "His theme last night in the State of the Union was the “WTF,” you know, “Winning the Future.” And I thought, “OK, that acronym, spot on.” There were a lot of “WTF” moments throughout that speech.".....Something tells me a woman who attended 5 colleges in 6 years doesnt know how to spell WTF!

A Shirtless President Who Doesn't Make You Want To Vomit

President Obama, his wife and daughter Sasha visited the Florida panhandle this past weekend in an effort to show Americans that the Gulf is still a great place to go on vacation. The shirtless President's message is, "It's safe, come on down!"....Hey, Mr. President, you might want to stay away from phrases like "come on down" or "going down" while being shirtless, because you will attract the wrong kind of stimulation to the Gulf's economy!

Class Gets You Everywhere!

I have to admit that the last Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, brought tears to my eyes, because watching someone with real talent be stripped of his job, only to be replaced with an old watered down fart, with mediocre comic skills at best.....is a real bummer! However, I was probably crying because I waited a whole hour to see Conan kick NBC and the scheming Jay Leno in the balls, but instead he delivered a dose of class...WHAT? The host thanked NBC for supporting most of his professional career, and he delivered an inspiring plea to his young followers. His final message was such a hit in social media circles, that President Obama might want to figure out a way to work it into his State of the Union speech...after what happened in that Massachusetts Senate race!

Looking....Good?

All Michelle Obama wanted for Christmas was Santa's belt?

Looking GQ

GQ has revealed their annual Men of the Year covers! Let me see if I can take a stab at why each one was picked...


Hangover stars....I totally get it, funniest movie this year!

Tom Brady....you've been getting your ass kicked in football, so it must be because you're banging Gisele Bundchen, or you're as pretty as her?

Clint Eastwood....you're older than Jesus, but you still look cool?

Chris Pine...they needed someone to be the "who the hell is he" guy?

and Barack Obama.....he now has an award that he actually deserves?

Hula Hoopin' It

Another accomplishment from the Obama's....man they are racking up. Michelle Obama rocked the hula hoop 144 times...now if that's not Nobel Peace Prize worthy, I don't know what is!

Shout Out Time

I want to give a shout out to NV Magazine, for putting my friend Mike Muse on the new cover as part of its "Movers and Shakers" edition. Mike is known for his great personality, fantastic style, and insane career hustle. Many of us also recognize his political fundraising efforts on President Obama's finance committee...I always tell him, I won't hold that against him. Mike is one of the most positive people that I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. I can honestly say, I have never not seen him smiling, or having a good time. Shout out to Mike Muse, and NV Magazine, for spotlighting such a great person, and for throwing a fun party last night! "That's What She Said"

Tweet of the Week

Radio personality, and former host of BET's 106& Park, Free, sent a RT (retweet) that shut down my blog yesterday. In result, Free's tweet drove more than 11,000 new visitors to my blog for the day, which means my total was 11,001. Thanks Free, and I look forward to the next Z-list star that wants to send traffic my way!





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Rally in Washington

Yesterday, at the Gay Rights rally in Washington DC, Lady GaGa, screamed to President Obama, "ARE YOU LISTENING, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME." I hate to break the bad news, but unfortunately, the only gay message that a black man hears on a Sunday afternoon is....a preacher screaming "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"

2016 Olympic Bid

After the strong push from President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah, the International Olympics Committee eliminated Chicago, in the first round of voting...Nice to see the Committee wasn't swayed by the shade of lipstick that the President tried to put on that pig called, Chicago. I definitely wasn't looking forward to gang members thinking the Crip Walk should be an Olympic sport!

Oprah's Big Push

Oprah joined the Obama's in Copenhagen on Wednesday, to support the Chicago bid team for the 2016 Olympics, stating Chicago is an athletic city, full of athletes.... Something she knows very well, as she holds the Gold Medal in eating...and it looks like she's ready to give a demonstration!

Obama Appoints Another Latino

Emilio Estefan, music producer and husband of Gloria Estefan, was appointed by President Obama to be on the Commission to Study the Potential Creation of a National Museum of the American Latino Culture....it's starting to look like next year's Puerto Rican Day Parade will be held at The White House!

You Again...Again?

Guess who was on television again last night?... Damn, if President Barack Obama was in health care meetings as much as he's on TV, I would already have my free flu shot!

Stay In School, Study Hard = Bad Message?

President Barack Obama geared a motivating message of education and fulfillment to young kids yesterday, but many schools deemed his speech inappropriate, and decided not to air it. Hmmm, when I was in school one of the guest speakers was Dave Tomo. Dave Tomo was a crack addict, who informed kids that doing drugs was a bad thing...NO SHIT CRACKHEAD! School officials approved Dave Tomo, as he berated and screamed at students throughout the district. Meanwhile, he was the crackhead ...not us. This kind of speaker gets approved often in schools, yet, the most academically accomplished President that our country has ever seen, was banned in most schools.
Sniff Sniff, is that racism I smell? Look, I'm not a huge fan of President Barack Obama's politics, but I'm calling bullsh*t on this. No, it's not that old school, white sheets with hoods racism, these new bigots are coming to us in the form of "conservatives." Seriously, what were these conservatives expecting this "black man" to do yesterday?....Take the kids for a joy ride through the ghetto, bring Flavor Flav on as a guest speaker, or show the kids crack pipes?....No, but that's what a white crackhead named Dave Tomo did, without the consent of parents, but parents were contacted for their permission to show kids an uplifting speech from the President. Wow, President Barack Obama ran and won the Presidency on CHANGE, but...some things in America will never CHANGE! "That's What She Said"

Hope and Change

President Barack Obama is set to tell US schoolchildren to work hard and fulfil their responsibilities to themselves and their country. Many schools have decided to protest this uplifting message, even suggesting parents to boycott the address.....Humph, I'm no Obama fanatic, but wondering why was it cool to let the last idiot of the free world, who needed Hooked on Phonics, read to the kids?

Hey Big Spender

The word from Martha's Vineyard is that President Obama is not a great tipper...sorry white folks, he may be the President, but he's still black. Not to mention, this is a man who wears "dad jeans," which says a lot about taste and spending habits!

R.I.P 1932- 2009

R.I.P Ted Kennedy, who is being held as the greatest senator ever, but if you want a fair and balanced look into his life, tune into Fox News Channel....you're certain to get the scoop on all his sexual escapades and infidelity!

Hilary Clinton Doesn't Play

The Clinton's are getting their swagger on lately. This time it's Hilary Clinton. In this clip, she seems to forget she's at a press conference, as she starts rehearsing for a cameo in the new Wu Tang Clan video!

Shout Out Time

A shout out is in order for Former President Bill Clinton, for bringing a positive outcome to a story no one really cared about. However, since he proved he can still get things done, how about health care next? Not that President Barack Obama isn't trying, but it seems Bill Clinton can actually get the job done, while Barack Obama focus on what he does best...Delivering Speeches, Primetime Specials, and my favorite...Beer Summits!

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!

So, this is what I hopped the political fence for, a Beer Summit? a Beer Summit? Since I'm about the only person not drunk on President Obama's "awesomeness," I have no problem saying that President Barack Obama weighed in "stupidly" on an issue that he admittedly didn't have all the facts on, then he plans a Beer Summit photo op for an overblown misunderstanding.

How intelligent could Professor Gates be, when he didn't even have the sense to realize Officer Crowley was called to protect his home. Instead, he let his hurt feelings and arrogance get him locked up for being uncooperative. However, it landed him at a Beer Summit with the President, so what do I really know. Hmmmmm, so when is the tea party coming for Rodney King and the rest of the black men who are REALLY feeling the heat from racists cops? Let's keep it real, if Officer Crowley was really out to get Gates, his arrest would have been accompanied with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, and a night stick shoved up his ass. Call me crazy, but Officer Crowley had every right to ask for id from anyone in the house, after receiving a 911 call stating "One of the perpetrators looked kind of Hispanic." Hell, he's lucky immigration didn't show up, because they don't ask for id. Oh, and is it me, or does Gates seem to be the only one poppin' off at the mouth, in the photo taken at the scene of the arrest. Yes We Can, huh? ...Yes We Can waste America's money and time on such ridiculousness! "That's What She Said"