Chubby Chaser

Precious actress, Gabourey Sidibe, walked the red carpet at the BET Awards, with a handsome young man, who is now being reported as her boyfriend....Oh, great, someone loves her the way she is, now she'll never lose weight!

Gabby's a Diva

More than a few people are reporting that actress Gabourey Sidibe was a very unpleasant diva at the White House Correspondent's dinner last week, including The Washington Post's, Jonathan Capehart, describing her behavior as "horrible"....WOW, you would think someone who looks like her, would be so nice that she bakes brownies for people to compensate...Oh my bad, she already ate them!

Howard Stern Was Wrong

Hey Hey Hey....Clearly, Howard Stern was wrong about Gabourey Sidibe's future in showbiz. I see a remake in her future, and I'm sure she would drink and eat to that!

Live From New York

Precious star, Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, has been tapped to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live........Wow, that's fantastic, congratulations Gabby! In other news, a construction crew was seen widening the doors at NBC studios!

Gabby is Gaga

Last week on the red carpet of the Oscars, Gabourey Sidibe took a look at Gerard Butler and said, "I'd hit that".....by "hit that" she means, she will knock him out if he dare touch her stuffed crust pizza!

The Shocking Truth

Howard Stern has managed to outrage everyone by speaking the truth. The Sirius jock had these words for "Precious" star, Gabourey Sidibe, "There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's apart of show business and she's never going to be in another movie.".......Come on people, you know the only reason she showed up to the Oscars, is because she thought it was the same company that makes hot dogs!

Hair No

Comedian, Mo'Nique, took home the Golden Globe for best supporting actress for her dramatic role as an abusive mom in "Precious', but it looks like she keeps forgetting to take home some razors for those legs!

This is absolutely disgusting, so I must "go in" on Mo'Nique....

- She's obviously representing TEAM JACOB, coming to the Golden Globes looking like a wolf!

- Is that chinchilla?

- It's a good possibility the reason she doesn't shave is because she's too fat to bend over!

- Speaking of being fat, removing that hair has got to bring her weight down 50lbs!

- Can someone please airlift this chick into a bathtub full of Nair!

Mo'Nique, I can go on and on, but I'm going to conclude with this...just because bears hibernate during the winter, doesn't mean they shouldn't take care of their fur!

Carey Looking Scary

No drunken speeches this time, as Mariah Carey wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe award, but she did manage to BYOG....Bring Your Own Globes!

Give This Woman An Award

Mariah Scary won "Breakthrough Performance" at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her tiny role in the movie, Precious. I don't know about her acting being breakthrough, but her acceptance speech sure was....Let's just say, she should have thanked Grey Goose vodka, and you better believe I just wrote her name in on the SAG Awards ballot sheet...could be a memorable award season!