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Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Monday, April 25, 2011
Lindsay Lohan Bailed Out
Lindsay Lohan was quickly bailed out of jail Friday night; just hours after she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service for stealing a necklace that you can find at any street fair...An actress with a better variety of mug shots than headshots!
Monday, April 18, 2011
Lindsay Lohan in Talks to Star in Gotti Mob Film
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of signing her first big movie contract following her publicized drug problems. The "Mean Girls" star is in talks to play John Gotti's 48 year old daughter Victoria, in the upcoming biopic about the mobster's life...This could be a major comeback for Lindsay, if she can just pull off playing a younger woman!
Labels:
John Gotti,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls,
Victoria Gotti
Friday, March 11, 2011
Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Probation Report Would Destroy
County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she's convicted of felony grand theft.
Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell the report -- drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January -- contains something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lindsay. The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics -- only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.
The stakes are high if Lindsay doesn't accept Judge Keith Schwartz' proposed sentence -- which we're told is 3 months in jail. If Lindsay decides to fight the charge, Judge Stephanie Sautner would use the report to determine sentencing if she decides Lindsay violated her probation. Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.
And even worse for Lindsay ... if Lindsay is convicted of felony grand theft, the judge in that case would also consider the scathing probation report. The maximum sentence Lindsay would get for felony grand theft is 1 year in state prison.
Mind you Judge Schwartz' job is to try and settle cases, which is why he's willing to go pretty easy on Lindsay.
Short story -- Lindsay is crazy not to accept Judge Schwartz' offer.
Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, "Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more. If there was such 'devastating' information in the Probation Report, wouldn't the allegations be based on that?"
Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell the report -- drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January -- contains something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lindsay. The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics -- only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.
The stakes are high if Lindsay doesn't accept Judge Keith Schwartz' proposed sentence -- which we're told is 3 months in jail. If Lindsay decides to fight the charge, Judge Stephanie Sautner would use the report to determine sentencing if she decides Lindsay violated her probation. Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.
And even worse for Lindsay ... if Lindsay is convicted of felony grand theft, the judge in that case would also consider the scathing probation report. The maximum sentence Lindsay would get for felony grand theft is 1 year in state prison.
Mind you Judge Schwartz' job is to try and settle cases, which is why he's willing to go pretty easy on Lindsay.
Short story -- Lindsay is crazy not to accept Judge Schwartz' offer.
Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, "Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more. If there was such 'devastating' information in the Probation Report, wouldn't the allegations be based on that?"
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Lindsay's Looking For Work
Lindsay Lohan told celebrity TV show Extra that she wants to get back to work, "I miss being on set, I really do miss it." The has been actress went on to name people she would like to work with....I know a few people she should work with, the doctors of Celebrity Rehab!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Cry Broke

According to Lindsay Lohan's latest probation report the starlet is broke and powerless in rehab. Lohan says, "I cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and I need to work. My clothing line is falling apart.".......Waah Waah, or with those lips...Quack Quack!
Labels:
Crackhead,
Dina Lohan,
Lindsay Goes to Rehab,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Lindsay Threatens Her Dad

Lindsay Lohan sent a threatening cease and desist letter to her father in order for him to stop selling her stuff.....Unlike the drug dealers who will never receive cease and desist letters for selling her stuff!
Labels:
Lindsay Goes to Jail,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls,
Michael Lohan
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Lindsay Lohan's Dad to Open Drug Rehab Center

Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, says he wants to open an drug addiction rehabilitation center. This announcement comes just days after Lindsay was released from a court-ordered rehab in Los Angeles....Sounds like a great idea, at least they will now get a lot of father and daughter time together!
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
She's Baaaack Bitches

Lindsay Lohan was released from her rehab/jail sentence yesterday afternoon. The actress is home free.....Well, this is great news for our country's unemployment rate, drug dealers are back to work!
Friday, August 13, 2010
Dina Lohan Speaks To Matt Lauer

Dina Lohan spoke exclusively to "The Today Show"'s Matt Lauer on this morning about Lindsay Lohan. When asked what are her plans in straightening Lindsay's life out when she finishes serving time, Dina replied, "She's moving to NYC, because L.A. is different, and NYC will be better for her"....She's right about that, waiting on the damn N train to go get her drugs will have her sober in no time!
Labels:
Dina Lohan,
drug addiction,
Lindsay Lohan,
Matt Lauer,
NBC,
The Today Show
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Jail Bait

Lindsay Lohan is officially an inmate at the Century Regional Detention Facility. The 24-year-old actress was arrested and booked yesterday, around 10am, and was sentenced to 90 days in jail, but will likely leave early because of overcrowding.....Geez, orange sure is a difficult color for anyone to pull off, even with newly pumped up lips!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Loser Lindsay Sentenced to Jail Time

Judge Marsha N. Revel sentenced, Lindsay Lohan to 90 days of jail time, after the "has been" actress violated the terms of her probation in a drunk driving case, by failing to attend alcohol education classes....Well, at least she’ll be alive for 3 more months....Maybe!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Lindsay Lohan is Fed Up

Lindsay Lohan has been threatening to move away from Los Angeles for good, complaining that the people there are just so "disgusting.".....I get the feeling her coke dealer is no longer reliable. Yeah, that would disgust me too!
Labels:
Crackhead,
drug addiction,
Lindsay Lohan,
Michael Lohan
Friday, June 11, 2010
Lindsay Wanted For Celebrity Apprentice

According to Lindsay Lohan’s mother, "The show’s producers have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not."........I would definitely watch. I believe that would eliminate any doubt who should be project manager, if there's a "buy and snort" task
Labels:
Celebrity Apprentice,
cociane,
Dina Lohan,
Donald Trump,
Lindsay Lohan,
NBC
Friday, April 30, 2010
Lindsay Leaves L.A.

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were spotted at LAX on Thursday while boarding a flight to escape Los Angeles to NYC for some peace and quiet to help her image...hmmm, somehow I'm thinking that won't help, as there's still cocaine in NYC!
Labels:
Ali Lohan,
Drug Addicts,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls,
Michael Lohan
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
In Debt

Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have $600,000 in credit card debt and is facing legal action, if she fails to address her financial problems soon....There's no way she's throwing her credit cards away, right? Seriously, what would she use to cut up her coke?
Labels:
drug addiction,
Etrade,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls,
Michael Lohan
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Pickin' Boogers

Lindsay Lohan doesn't disappoint, giving us another gem of a picture....digging for boogers, or booger sugar! I bet anything she put that on a mirror and re-snorted!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
What a Mess

This photo was snapped of Lindsay Lohan leaving a friend's house recently....you have to be higher than a f*ckin kite, when you don't even notice that the "8" ball has fallen on your feet!
Labels:
8 Ball,
Drug Addicts,
Lindsay Lohan,
Mean Girls,
Michael Lohan
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Lindsay Bites it
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Lindsanity
Lindsay Lohan is suing, E-Trade, for the use of the name "Lindsay". A baby used the name when referring to a "milkaholic" during a Super Bowl commercial....Is she high? Wait, the answer is probably yes. I would be able to see her point, If the baby was actually trying to snort the milk!
Labels:
CBS,
Etrade,
Lindsay Lohan,
Michael Lohan,
Milkaholic,
Samantha Ronson,
Super Bowl XLIV
Monday, February 22, 2010
Best celebrity snaps Pictureof the week: 22nd- 28th February 2010
Best celebrity snaps Pictureof the week: 22nd- 28th February 2010
Lindsay Lohan, above, went bra-less in a semisheer top to promote her 6126 Leggings in Atlantic City





