Jon Gosselin has opted to take a more traditional career path, and will now be working in sales marketing for the eco-friendly company, Global Green Property Services. Reports say, "Jon is content with working a traditional 9-5, and that he doesn't want to be a star"....Star? Can't miss what you never had!

Jon Gosselin's Normal

Jon Gosselin recently sat down with US Weekly Magazine, where he discussed his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross, he said, "I'm relieved my new girlfriend thinks I'm Normal."....hmmmm, eight kids, and no job? Clearly, her last boyfriend's name was Pookie, if she thinks that's normal!

Kate Plus Eight

Last night 'Kate Plus Eight' star, Kate, delivered big in the ratings for a special that aired on TLC....Jon's name has been dropped from the title, and apparently eight is now the number of cosmetic surgeries she's had done!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Jon Hacked Into Kate Email Disturbed Kate Report by Gosselin

Kate Gosselin is considering to take legal action hearing the words from her former babysitter claimed that estranged husband Jon hacked into her emails, phone records and online bank accounts.
According to RadarOnline.com, nanny Stephanie Santoro said Jon bragged about hacking into the mother of eight's personal accounts and said that he would use the information he found against her.
"Kate Gosselin has heard the allegations made by Stephanie Santoro that Jon Gosselin 'hacked' into her e-mails, phone, and online accounts, and she is profoundly disturbed by them," her law firm, Schnader Harrison Segal and Lewis, said in a statement Thursday. "Under the circumstances, Ms. Gosselin is carefully considering all of her legal options regarding this matter, and she will pursue them if and when the time is right."

Father Of The Year

After raiding the joint account he had with his ex-wife, Jon Gosselin, admitted to loud mouth news anchor, Nancy Grace, that he would like to break the pattern of bad parenting....I agree, break the pattern and give the money back, so your kids don't end up doing my mani/pedi next week!

Not So Fast

Jon Gosselin has been accused of raiding $230,000 from a joint bank account with his now ex-wife Kate. leaving her with only $1,000.....Everybody calm down, calm down, I believe once he finds out that Proactiv doesn't cost that much, he'll return the rest!