Ashton's Caught Sexting

Ashton Kutcher's alleged lover has released explosive text messages that supports her claims the Hollywood actor cheated on his wife Demi Moore, according to Star Magazine....He should probably send one more text that reads, "Hey bitch, you've been Punk'd!"

The Biggest Loser

R&B singer Ashanti has a unique way of promoting herself these days, by performing her new music on the weight loss show, 'The Biggest Loser'....huh? while the title is fitting, she should check around to see if Ashton Kutcher Punk'd her career!

Fountain of Youth

Demi Moore is revealing her secret for looking great, and staying youthful, "I would say that a lot of sex helps. It's the endorphins!"....yeah, a lot of sex with your plastic surgeon!

Tweet Of The Week

Over the weekend Demi Moore posted these gorgeous twitpics on Twitter, and one of her lovely followers responded with this, "sorry but you look old. specially your neck & cheecks at the second shot." Demi responded "I'm 47 what am I supposed to look like."....shame on you kid, let's see what your great grandma looks like...and try spellcheck on your next insult!

Shame On Him

In the November issue of GQ, January Jones, from my FAVORITE show Mad Men, tells the magazine that former boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher, was not supportive of her dream of becoming an actor, "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this"....I'm sure now he wants to tell her, she was being Punk'd!