That Couple is BROKE

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be filling for bankruptcy soon. The couple says "they feel like idiots" because not only are they penniless after throwing money away on homes, cars and Heidi's "music career", but they are now currently homeless and owe $2 million in taxes.....Really, THIS is what makes them feel like idiots?!?

Publicity Stunt

Turns out Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not breaking up. It's been reported to be a publicity stunt.....Yes, now I can sleep, good thing I was watching the "Who Gives a F*ck?" network!

Growing Apart

A source close to the couple known as Speidi, says the couple's goals are changing, and Heidi Montag maybe moving in a separate direction....Let's just hope her face moves with her!

Plastic Looks Good

I'm sure I'm the only person that doesn't have anything bad to say about Heidi Montag, and no, it's not because she and her husband are following me on Twitter...um, actually, that's the only reason why.

Seriously, she looks good, and she recently said that her body was "really set back from recovering due lots of crying from stress."...um, those werent tears, your implants were just leaking!

Snooki Speaks

Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, says she doesn't want to be Heidi Montag....well, after 10 plastic surgery procedures at the age of 23, it's safe to say that Heidi Montag doesn't want to be Heidi Montag either!

Heidi Montag Goes Plastic

The 23-year-old reality TV star, tells People Magazine that she's "beyond obsessed" with plastic surgery, having had 10 new procedures in one day....I never thought I would utter these words but....I like the old Heidi. She looks like she gave the doctor this picture------->click

Heidi Montag Shows Her Stuff

Spencer Pratt, was once quoted as saying "whatever my wife prays for she gets."...It's clear she forgot to pray for talent! Check out buttaface as she attempts to relive her elementary school talent show, during the Miss Universe pageant!

Who's The Bigger Boob?

Ex-Danity Kane group member, Aubrey O'Day has let it be known that she doesn't like Hills star, Heidi Montag's Playboy pictorial. Aubrey told MTV "My pictures were classy, they depicted the parts of my body that I love."....Yeah, I see what she's saying, adding that chair changes EVERYTHING!

Al Roker's Not a Joke

Speidi paid a visit to the Today Show this morning, while Matt Lauer was apparently still dropping the kids off at the pool. No worries, weatherman Al Roker stepped up, and it was quite amusing. The couple later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the weatherman made Heidi cry....I wonder if it was because he finally predicted the weather!

Prayer Is Powerful

A few days ago I posted this prayer for the BIG MAN regarding Speidi, "Dear God, can you please get these stupid M*****F*****'s off my F***** TV, Amen." I also can be quoted as saying "One can only hope that the NBC producers are making sure the next challenge on I'm a Celebrity- Get Me Out of Here is near a cliff." However, I was just kidding...well sort of.
I didn't really expect to see headlines like, "Heidi Pushed to the Edge", or "Heidi Diagnosed with Gastric Ulcer Due to "Torture".....but I'm not complaining. Keep up the good work God, and since you're answering prayers, I would like to win the lotto tonight...Amen!

Publicity Hoes

Heidi Montag was quoted as saying "My husband Spencer would push me off a cliff in order to win a prize.".....One can only hope that the NBC producers are making sure the next challenge on 'I'm a Celebrity- Get Me Out of Here' is near a cliff!