Kanye West Was Absolutely Adorable

How cute?! He probably interrupted the photo shoot, though...."Yo, photographer, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best yearbook photos of all time, all time!"

Toss to the Douche Bag

Kanye West was recently quoted as saying "I'm not a good celebrity." Well, after watching his interview with Matt Lauer this morning on the Today Show..Finally, there's an award that Kanye he and MTV agree on!



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Taylor Swift to Sing About Herself

In a new interview with Glamour, Taylor Swift reveals that her next CD will be all about her life, saying, "Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I'm really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs."....Good to know I won't be missing a damn thing!

Bored To Death of Tayor Swift

After dozing off during Taylor Swift's performance, where she performed without shoes, all I have to say is ....can you please give Shaquille O'Neal his feet back?!?!

Hot Song....Wack Performance

Ballerinas?...It just wasn't the performance I was looking for. However, Kanye impressed me with his lyrics, "Let's have a toast for the assholes/ Let's have a toast for the douche bags/ Let's have a toast for the scumbags/ Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs"......Damn, I'm guessing he was wasted after all of that toasting to himself!

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

Jay Z's Surprise

Not only did Kanye West managed to surprise concertgoers over the weekend, by joining Jay-Z on stage at the Isle Of Wight Festival, but he also surprised everyone by shutting the f*ck up, when not performing!

New Music From Solange...It's Fiyaaaa!

If I'm doing a special update, then you know something is blazin'. Please check out, 'Fuck The Industry (Signed Sincerly]' by, Solange Knowles. It's so hot it hurts. Solange is killing it over Kanye West's 'Everything I am' track, proving she is nobody's little sis!

New Music From Kanye

This is the art work for Kanye West's new single 'Power'...Looks like him at the VMA's last year! The art is hot, the song is fire...way to go Kanye! CLICK HERE to listen!

Calling All Straight Men

Jason Mraz is calling out such artist as Kanye West and John Mayer to stand up for marriage equality, as straight men.....I think that's great, assuming we can all accurately call Kanye West straight!

Grammy FAIL

The Grammy award for Album of The Year went to Taylor Swift...HOW? Lady GaGa had four #1 singles off one album. There wasn't a person not singing or doing the "Single Ladies, Put a Ring On It" bullshit...Yet, I can't name one damn song that Taylor Swift has. What else does Beyonce and Lady Gaga have to do? They clearly had the best performances last night, sold out shows all year, the best videos....they've even shown their vajayjay. The only thing Taylor Swift has shown she's great at...is her ability to keep cool when a crazy black man hits the stage!

Pink Mocks Beyonce...Stupid Girl

Damn Pink, tell us how you really feel....but you better watch out for Kanye West, because I'm sure he will say, "Beyonce is the best at looking like a drag queen, of all time..of all time!"

Hope For Haiti Now

MTV and George Clooney have joined forces to produce the telethon Hope for Haiti Now....Kanye West has yet to be added to the line-up, they're saving him for the Hell Froze Over benefit!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Entertainer of the Year

Taylor Swift has been named Entertainer of the Year by the Associated Press....A great quote comes to mind.."Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best years of all time....ALL Time!"

Big Winner

Taylor Swift won 5 American Music Awards, beating out Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year.....Damn, if I can only get Kanye West to say my blog sucks!

Trick Or Treat

Check out this prank Ellen DeGeneres pulled on Taylor Swift...It's awesome! Shut up Kanye, because there is no way Beyonce would have done this better!

Hair style or fashion of Amber Rose Kills The Rumors

Fake Kanye West Death Reports Hit The Net, Amber Rose Kills The Rumors

Kanye West is dead? If you believe everything you read, you might think this is true, but it’s not.

A fake death rumor made it’s way to the internet this week, claiming the rapper/producer was killed in a car accident on Tuesday evening October 20th.

The rumor prompted Twitter users to send “RIP Kanye West” tweets across the micro-blogging network, helping the phrase become the evening’s top trending topic.

West’s girl, Amber Rose, took to her official Twitter profile to dispel the rumors, and let everyone know Kanye is alive and well.

“This ‘RIPKanyeWest’ topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much,” Amber tweeted. “Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trendy topic. It’s totally disrespectful to make up a story like this where all human and we all make mistakes and to say someone died cuz of a mistake is ridiculous. U wouldn’t want someone to say that about u.”

Bored Much?

Mel B accompanied her husband, Stephen Belafonte, as he took a stroll in full make-up through L.A.....most people thought he was coming out of the closet...I thought he wanted to see what it was like to be Kanye West's girlfriend for a day!

New Law in Honor of Kanye West's Mother

Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, signed The Donda West bill into a law this week. California Assembly member Wilmer Amina Carter said of the new law:

"This measure will better protect our citizens from unnecessary bodily trauma that could result from elective cosmetic surgery procedures...." Now, where's the bill to protect the rest of us from competing against Beyonce?

She Said..He Said...She Said

Perez Hilton is reporting that Lady GaGa doesn't appreciate rapper, 50 Cent, referring to her tour with Kanye West as "Ah, the gay tour." Lady Gaga's response was, "I think it's sad, and I think that nobody in any genre of music should accommodate homophobia." While, Perez Hilton went on to say "she took the words right out of my mouth."....Ha, and probably a penis too!