Get Mad Men-ized

You've already been Simpsonized, Elfed and turned into an M&M. But all the while, weren't you just dying to see yourself in a girdle? Do it now at MadMenYourself.com.

I'm so psyched for the season 3 premiere on August 20 (and so trying to distract myself from the fact it's so hot I think my internal organs are melting) that I made one - though after the episode with Peggy and her "basket of kisses" they should really know better than to only give you one lipstick color option.

How to Find Vintage Costume Jewels on eBay

Hobe peridot necklace and Les Bernard necklace

As I've mentioned a bazillion times, I'm a sucker for massive pieces of old costume jewelry - particularly necklaces. Not only were things made better back in the day, but who wants to be caught dead in that dime-a-dozen blue box number?

Vintage shops usually know what they've got and price it accordingly, but eBay sellers are usually either less savvy or more generous. Here are few great old brands to look out for on your treasure hunt: Trifari, Hobe, Monet, Sarah Coventry, Napier, Whiting Davis and Coro.

The two hot numbers pictured above are currently up for bid around $10 each.