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Showing posts with label Elin Nordegren. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tiger Woods Divorce Finalized



Tiger Woods, and his Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, divorced on Monday following the sex scandal that engulfed Woods late last year. No details of the divorce has been leaked, but......It's the first time in 9 months that he's outscored someone 16 to 0!

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!



Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, nice mea culpa, but if I catch him apologizing again, he'll be running from my 9' iron next. It's ENOUGH already! I'm so sick of everyone carrying on like the man murdered someone, he just f*cked a few broads, who consented...I mean really? What's the big deal, we all have flaws...is it because Tiger had 17 flaws, all with blonde hair and blue eyes? It hasn't been this much outrage over filmmaker, Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped an underage child, or Charlie Sheen, who shot one girlfriend, and threatened to kill his wife. Oh, and don't give me that lame excuse about Charlie Sheen not portraying himself as a role model, so he isn't held to the same standards, because I know a lot of rappers who don't portray themselves as role models either, but they sure as hell wouldn't be working on CBS' "Three and a Half Men" after shooting someone. Do you want to know why?...because it's hard to film that show from prison!



Speaking of being a role model, did I miss the Tiger Woods "I am a Role Model" commercial? I only recall seeing the "I am Tiger Woods" ad, so if the public feels mislead, blame the ridiculous media, because we're talking about a f*cking golfer, Role Models for people who watch golf died in 1912.



Wow, how times have changed, a public apology for sleeping with 17 bimbos...you know, that use to be called a good month. "That's What She Said"

Mistress Upset



One of Tiger Woods ex mistresses, Jamie Jungers released her own statement, stating she's upset because she was really in love with the golfer, and doesn't want to be known as a home wrecker....oh, poor thing. I wonder if endorsement wrecker works better for her?

Friday, February 19, 2010

Press Conference Day


Tiger Woods is set to speak to the media today during a well staged press conference, where he will not take any questions..... ah shucks, not even this one, "Hi Tiger, I'm Chalaire from 'That's What She Said,' can you tell my readers....of all the holes you landed your balls near, which did you enjoy the most?"

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger Takes a Run



Tiger Woods seen jogging around his neighborhood after sex rehab....I guess it's true, sex does burn calories!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sex Addict



Rumor has it that Tiger Woods has checked in to a rehab facility in Wickenburg, Arizona for the treatment of sex addiction in order to save his marriage.....I hate to break the news, but the way to treat your man for sex addiction is to have sex with him!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Tiger Unleashed



In the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Tiger Woods is said to be revealing himself like the public has never seen before....well, unless you're a tall blonde, with fake boobs of course!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Best Athlete



Tiger Woods of golf is the biggest deal in golf, and has now been named "Athlete of the Decade" by members of the Associated Press...well, there's no argument that he's the biggest swinger of the decade!



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Enhanced Performance


Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was investigated for providing performance-enhancement drugs to clients, which has started speculation as to Tiger Woods' involvement with steroids....This should be interesting, since he is definitely putting up A-Rod numbers in the bedroom!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Merry Christmas


Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren was spotted pumping gas without her wedding ring on over the weekend. According to online reports, Elin will not leave Tiger until after Christmas....well, she better keep a close eye on the activity going on under the mistletoe!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Speaking Of Wood



Turns out Tiger Woods doesn't just have a great swing on the golf course, as another woman named Kalika Moquin has also been linked to having an affair with the golfer..... Damn, I believe Tiger should have no problem winning his next match, after these 3, he only has 15 holes left!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Fender Bender



As most already know, Tiger Woods, was involved in a minor accident outside of his home over Thanksgiving. It's been alleged that Tiger's wife beat him with his golf club after learning of an affair...watch out Tiger, looks like your wife has her first Major win!



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