Oh Sookie Sookie Now

True Blood cast members grace the latest cover of Rolling Stone magazine. I have to agree with the cover,
They're Hot,
They're Sexy,
They're Undead.....and They're covered in one hot menstruation mess!

Mayweather vs. "Shitty" Shane

There was a big Vegas fight this past weekend. I don't know much about boxing, but I do know that the guy in the aqua shorts kept running into that bald guy's fist....of course, Floyd Mayweather won, because Mosley used all of his energy before the fight, spraying juice on his jheri curl!

Speaking of Boxing

Chris Brown performed the National Anthem at the Mayweather vs. Mosley fight....Well, thinking back to Rihanna's abused face after his beat down, HBO clearly had the casting wrong for this special...Mosley should have been singing, and Chris Brown should been boxing!

Sex 2

This is the new poster for the Sex and the City sequel.....besides the corpse, this picture is HAWT!

Shout Out Time

I just want to give a shout out to....MYSELF!!!!!!! I was given the opportunity to submit material for Bill Maher's HBO show Real Time, last week. I wrote a two-part joke about Kanye West's hair that received a great response, and I would like to thank the producers for the opportunity....a Democrat using a Republican's ideas to make himself look good.....that never happens!
Watch below at 1:54

Artie Lange Banned From HBO

Those of you who didn't fall asleep during the first 40 boring minutes of the Joe Buck show on HBO, found yourself witnessing either the crudest moment in live sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob, or the most entertaining moment in sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob. HBO has decided to ban Artie Lange from returning to the Joe Buck show, which is probably the best news that Lange could ever receive.....apparently it's safer for HBO's viewer to watch a bunch of 40 year old chicks having sex-in the city, than it is for a comedian to tell some crude jokes.