Tacy Morgan Calls Charlie Sheen an A**hole

30 Rock star, Tracy Morgan has taken aim at troubled actor Charlie Sheen, accusing him of failing to be a good father to his young children, saying, "Charlie Sheen ain't funny to me. I think that's a train wreck and I feel bad for his two little kids because they're the bodies being pulled out of the train wreck. While this a-hole is going on stage making a fool of himself his kids are going to suffer."....Then he put his stones back in his pocket, so he could adjust his police monitored ankle bracelet!

Charlie Sheen is NOT Wanted at CBS

Charlie Sheen revealed during a radio interview with Boston sports station WBZ-FM Monday night, that he wants his job back. However, Warner Brothers and creator of Two and a Half Men, Chuck Lorre, reportedly has "absolutely no interest in having him back."....Ironically, that sentiment can also be used as a review for his current tour!

Charlie Sheen takes on New York at Radio City Music Hall

The hard-partying actor took to the stage of Radio City Music Hall over the weekend, as part of his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour, which only means one thing.....Eliot Spitzer had a hard time finding a hooker over the weekend!

Charlie Sheen Bombs on Tour

Not even tiger blood could save Charlie Sheen's tour debut. The star's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour kicked off in Detroit on Saturday as the first of 20 live shows, and his fans were not impressed. The drunken crowd, who must have been expecting Shakespeare, booed the actor off the stage. Sheen shouted to the booing audience, "Sorry dude, already got your money.".....Let me handle this Charlie....Sorry dude, he already snorted your money, winning!

Will Charlie Sheen Return to CBS or Jump to Fox?

While reports surfaced on Monday, that CBS may be considering welcoming Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half Men, Fox confirms that a meeting did take place between Sheen and Fox executives.....Looks like Fox will have to change their slogan to "Fair and Unbalanced!"

Charlie Sheen is Going On Tour

Charlie Sheen is hitting the road with a one-man show, called "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour." Sheen will be taking his show to Ohio, Connecticut, Boston and New York City. The actor says a dollar from every ticket will go to the Red Cross for the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.....Every other dollar will go to the 7 gram rock fund!

Charlie's Ex-Wife Thinks He's Crazy

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller is demanding that Charlie get a full psychological examination before he is allowed to have his next visit with his sons Bob & Max.....So, she thinks someone who blows a $2 million dollar a week TV job, to star in viral videos really needs a mental health test?!

Charlie Spits Fire on Producers and Co-Workers

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After less than a week of broadcasting via his own web channel on Ustream.com, Charlie Sheen said last night's webcast will be his last one....You know things are bad when Charlie Sheen fires himself!

WINNING!

Here's a collective look at Charlie Sheen winning...Although, after watching his interviews lately, the only person who seems to be winning is his drug dealer!

Two And A Half Men Production Has Been Shut Down

In the wake of Charlie Sheen's latest radio meltdown, CBS and Warner Bros decided to end production on, "Two and a Half Men," for the season. The decision was based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, which included this gem: "Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."....no wonder he's such an addict, his skills as an alchemist are being overlooked!

Charlie Sheen Refuses Rehab

Contrary to what Charlie Sheen's publicist said to press over the weekend, he didn't check himself into a rehab facility. The "Two and a Half Men" star, who recently had a wild drug binge with pron stars before being hospitalized, has opted to rehab at home...Yup, I've always felt the best place for a crackhead to kick drugs, is at a crack house!

Tweet of the Week

After reports of Charlie Sheen's bender in Las Vegas last weekend, Kirstie Alley took to her Twitter to urge the TV star to get help with his addiction, tweeting:



Kirstie Alley says: "Charlie Sheen… you have TWO beautiful girls… Perhaps for the sake of these children, you can decide to QUIT hanging with porn stars & hos."





Chalaire says: "Hey Twinkie eater, addiction is addiction!"

Charlie Sheen's Las Vegas Bender

Charlie Sheen, whose well-documented past includes problems with cocaine and booze, had an "epic bender" in Las Vegas last weekend, that included three porn stars. After recovering, Sheen reportedly caught a 9am flight back to L.A. to make it to a 10am call time for 'Two and a Half Men' Monday....In related news, Charlie Sheen will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award this weekend!

Charlie's Being Sued

Capri Anderson, the porn star that was found locked in the bathroom of Charlie Sheen's NYC hotel room, during his meltdown, is planning to sue the actor. Capri says "she felt her life was in danger"....He had to be doing some crazy sh*t when a woman who f*cks strangers for a living, with no condom feels her life is in danger!

Charlie Sheen's Crazy Night

Charlie Sheen is heading back to rehab, after undergoing psychiatric evaluation for losing his mind yesterday. Sheen went on a drug bender that left him naked, drunk and laying unconscious in a trashed suite at the Plaza Hotel with a hooker locked in the bathroom. It's being reported that the cops gave him the option to go to jail or the hospital.....Based on Charlie's past mishaps this could only mean one thing for the troubled actor....a pay raise!

Looney JetBlue Flight Attendant to Get Reality Show

CBS is reporting that former JetBlue flight attendant, Steven Slater, has been pitched a reality show. The show will follow Steven from city to city giving people advice on how to leave their jobs....Warning, Warning, Warning...just take the advice that applies to you, because some of you idiots work in high-rise buildings!

Twins For Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris and his longtime partner David Burtka will become dads to newborn twins in October, via a surrogate, after visiting a surrogacy agency last year.....Great story for the twins, when Neil sits them down to tell them "How I Met Your Mother"

TIger Does 69

Tiger Woods finished the Masters Tournament in a tie for fourth place, with a score of 69.... something tells me that's the closest he's gotten to sex since that ole' faithful day in November, let's just hope he used a condom this time!

Lindsanity

Lindsay Lohan is suing, E-Trade, for the use of the name "Lindsay". A baby used the name when referring to a "milkaholic" during a Super Bowl commercial....Is she high? Wait, the answer is probably yes. I would be able to see her point, If the baby was actually trying to snort the milk!

Favorite Super Bowl Commercial

One of my favorite commercials from the Super Bowl, was the promo with David Letterman, Jay Leno, and the chick from the movie "Precious", all on one couch!