O.J. Simpson Gets "Juiced" in Prison

The National Enquirer is reporting that O.J.Simpson was severely beaten inside a Nevada prison, by a white supremest. According to the magazine the trouble started after a few skinheads overheard Simpson bragging about his sexual conquests of white woman....Let me get this straight, he can kill your women, he just can't f*ck them!

OJ's Getting Married

Imprisoned sports star, OJ Simpson , has fallen in love with a pen pal and is set to marry her behind bars. According to US reports, OJ and his young, blonde pen pal Anna has never met physically, but Simpson flipped after looking at Anna's picture, who is a spitting image of his late wife Nicole.....Wow, another dumb blonde wants to take a stab at it!

OJ Loves The Girls

According to a former prisoner at the facility where OJ Simpson is serving time, the former football star receives special privileges from a group of gay inmates called, "The Girls." The ex-con says "O.J. may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he's still a somebody. He's really tight with "The Girls".....hmmm, really tight with the girls, or tight FOR THE GIRLS?.....well, it seems he didn't get the nickname "Juice" for nothing!