Like Mother, Like Daughter

Madonna has casted daughter, Lourdes, in her new film about Edward VIII, after Lourdes expressed that she would like "some kind of career in the entertainment industry." Madonna says she will teach her everything she's gained from the industry......Oh great, another fake ass English accent to listen to!

You're Fired

Rumor has it that Madonna, fired her celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson, after this picture surfaced... Don't stop with the trainer.. fire your Botox doctor, Plastic Surgeon, Friends, and put Lourdes on a punishment...anyone who wasn't honest about you looking like the Loch Ness Monster!

Passing The Torch

The biggest female artist in the world, Madonna, may not let her kids do anything fun around the house, but is sharing her talent and skills with daughter Lourdes, who joins her on stage for a few songs while on tour......Lets just hope Lourdes only picks up her mom's "on stage" talents!

American Kids Need Help Too

Hey Madonna, I love that you're helping needy kids over in Malawi, but can u please spring for a $7 eyebrow wax for your own daughter?