Oprah Cries For Gayle

Barbara Walters sat down with Oprah Winfrey in an interview that aired last night on ABC. During the interview, Oprah denied gay rumors, but cried when she described her close friend Gayle King as, "The mother she's never had, The sister everyone wants, and the best friend that everyone deserves."....Well damn, after a description like that, if she's not going to be Gayle's lover...I will!

Demanding Diva

Ellen DeGeneres is making her mark over at American Idol, now that the new judge has insisted she get a $150,000 dollar clothing allowance for custom-made items while she's on the show......obviously suspenders and jockstraps are experiencing inflation!

They Have Something in Common

I bet you didn't think Queen Latifah and Rosie O'Donnell ran in the same circles. Well, from the looks of them, they aren't really running anywhere. Besides being able to share clothing, do you think they ever discuss how much they both prefer carpet rather than wood...on their floors?

Carmen's Lesbian Video

The internet is buzzing after this video surfaced of Carmen Electra making out with another woman...Really? Didn't we know she was into women already? Helloooooo, she dated Prince!

Calling All Lesbians

There's a secret casting call for the first ever Lesbian reality show o­n a major network... 1st ever? I guess WNBA games don't count!

More Domestic Violence

San Diego Chargers star linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested early Sunday for battery and false imprisonment after his girlfriend Tila Tequila, MTV reality TV star, told sheriff's deputies he had choked and restrained her....He was either upset because she didn't bring any of those lesbians home from her show, or he got a glance in the mirror at that f*cked up haircut!

All Hail The Queen

Leave it to the National Enquirer to have skeleton bones falling out your ass. Queen Latifah and more than a dozen of her girlfriends were entertained by the ugliest female strippers. A source told the Enquirer, "Queen Latifah is part of a regular group, and she was egging on the strippers to be as outrageous as they could be."....regular group?...wow, book clubs are a changing!

Lindsay's Out....Again

Lindsay Lohan was photographed gathering her clothes from girlfriend Samantha Ronson's home, after Samantha was seen throwing the clothing from her window....Hey Lindsay, try dating a lesbian whose clothes you can wear!

Times, They Are Changing

On Monday, the Episcopal Church moved towards affirming the acceptance of gays and lesbians in all ministry positions despite opposition from Anglicans in the rest of the world....So, as a member of said church, I guess I should start preparing myself for guest sermons by RuPaul, Pee Wee Herman, and that purple TellaTuby, Tinky Winky!