Lindsay Lohan Bailed Out

Lindsay Lohan was quickly bailed out of jail Friday night; just hours after she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service for stealing a necklace that you can find at any street fair...An actress with a better variety of mug shots than headshots!

Lindsay Lohan Cry Broke

According to Lindsay Lohan's latest probation report the starlet is broke and powerless in rehab. Lohan says, "I cannot afford to continue to pay for the treatment program and I need to work. My clothing line is falling apart.".......Waah Waah, or with those lips...Quack Quack!

She's Baaaack Bitches

Lindsay Lohan was released from her rehab/jail sentence yesterday afternoon. The actress is home free.....Well, this is great news for our country's unemployment rate, drug dealers are back to work!

Dina Lohan Speaks To Matt Lauer

Dina Lohan spoke exclusively to "The Today Show"'s Matt Lauer on this morning about Lindsay Lohan. When asked what are her plans in straightening Lindsay's life out when she finishes serving time, Dina replied, "She's moving to NYC, because L.A. is different, and NYC will be better for her"....She's right about that, waiting on the damn N train to go get her drugs will have her sober in no time!

Lindsay Wanted For Celebrity Apprentice

According to Lindsay Lohan’s mother, "The show’s producers have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not."........I would definitely watch. I believe that would eliminate any doubt who should be project manager, if there's a "buy and snort" task