Lady Gaga Goes Platinum

I'm sure you've heard the news of Lady Gaga selling more than 1 million copies of her new cd, 'Born This Way' in its first week of release.....Yeah, she found one million idiots who didn't know how to get it for free!

Jessica Simpson's Christmas Flop

Jessica Simpson's holiday season isn't starting off very merry, as her latest Christmas CD, Happy Christmas, made its debut on the Billboard Top 200 chart at number 123.....That seems to be a horrible number for Jessica, since it looks like that's also how much weight she's gained!

Breaking Records

Rihanna's latest single 'Rude Boy' is #1 on Billboard's Hot 100, which makes her the first female artist to have six #1 singles in the United States since 2000.....Damn, just when I was getting use to not hearing or seeing Beyonce around!

Chart Topper

Sade tops the Billboard music charts with her first album in over a decade, Soldier of Love, selling 502,000 copies in the U.S alone. Looking at this beautiful 51 year old singer makes me want to say.....Damn! Black don't CRACK...well, unless you're smoking it of course!