Jon Gosselin has opted to take a more traditional career path, and will now be working in sales marketing for the eco-friendly company, Global Green Property Services. Reports say, "Jon is content with working a traditional 9-5, and that he doesn't want to be a star"....Star? Can't miss what you never had!

Kate Gosselin Shows Off

35-year-old reality star, Kate Gosselin, says she’s ready to show off her body as she grace the cover of People magazine, "I've worked really hard! Haven't I earned the right, at this point, to look good?".....It would've been nice if her doctor worked a little harder, instead of putting her belly button in the wrong place!

Jon Gosselin's Normal

Jon Gosselin recently sat down with US Weekly Magazine, where he discussed his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross, he said, "I'm relieved my new girlfriend thinks I'm Normal."....hmmmm, eight kids, and no job? Clearly, her last boyfriend's name was Pookie, if she thinks that's normal!

Kate Plus Eight

Last night 'Kate Plus Eight' star, Kate, delivered big in the ratings for a special that aired on TLC....Jon's name has been dropped from the title, and apparently eight is now the number of cosmetic surgeries she's had done!

Kate's Makeover

Kate Gosselin is said to have spent $35,000 in plastic surgery procedures, to prepare for her debut on, Dancing With The Stars. The procedures included, Botox,

Restylane fillers, laser resurfacing, veneers, hair extensions, highlights, eyelash extensions and eyebrow shaping......I'm thinking she could have saved a few dollars on the eyebrow shaping, as I hear those Asians are pretty good at that!

Father Of The Year

After raiding the joint account he had with his ex-wife, Jon Gosselin, admitted to loud mouth news anchor, Nancy Grace, that he would like to break the pattern of bad parenting....I agree, break the pattern and give the money back, so your kids don't end up doing my mani/pedi next week!

Not So Fast

Jon Gosselin has been accused of raiding $230,000 from a joint bank account with his now ex-wife Kate. leaving her with only $1,000.....Everybody calm down, calm down, I believe once he finds out that Proactiv doesn't cost that much, he'll return the rest!

You're Out

John Gosselin's been fired. TLC made a shocking announcement that as of November 2, Jon will no longer appear on Jon And Kate Plus 8 and the show will be changed to simply Kate Plus 8.... I'm not as interested, besides I've seen repeats of this show before, except it was called "La'Quishria Ain't Got a Baby Daddy, or Date, Plus 8!"

New Boobs

Jon Gosslin's 23 yr old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has recently gotten a breast implants to please her man... Eliminating any doubts that he should just be with a 34yr old woman with 8 kids!

Serving Crackers With That Cheese

Eveyone has been buzzing about Kate Gosslin's new bikini body, since her tummy tuck.....Did the surgeon forget to turn her around?

More Jon and Kate

TLC confirms Jon and Kate Gosslin will date others on the next season of their reality show...It's only fair to change the title to Jon & Kate Plus Dates!

Beer Does a Body Good

John Gosslin's been receiving flack for divorcing his wife and 8 kids, to date 23 year old Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon that performed his wife's tummy-tuck procedure.....Can we all calm down now, it's obvious he's just looking to get a discount for his own tummy tuck!

Magazine Domination

Kate Gosslin from Jon and Kate Plus 8, has been bumped from the magazines....Can't wait to see the hairdo she comes up with next to reclaim her spot!

Nice Hat

Does Jon get Kate Gosslin's hairdo in the divorce?

Kate's Losing it

Looks like Kate Gosslin's been hanging out with some black parents lately, which also explains the hip hop hairdo....something tells me that little girl won't whine about being thirsty again!

Cash Cow

Jon & Kate Plus 8 and their relationship woes seems to be the only business thriving in this economy. The season premiere delivered TLC 10 million viewers, and raised US Weekly's magazine sales from 100K to 1.3 million copies sold this month. However, I think it's silly to keep posting their pictures on websites, magazines, and news shows to attract an audience. I will not partake in such foolishness. I believe my readers deserve much more!

Get Your Jon & Kate Plus 8

If Salt & Pepa have any sense they're already on the phone with Kate's agent.

Get Your Jon & Kate Plus 8

Something tells me the older daughter wanted a divorce years ago!

So Sad

The new season of Jon & Kate Plus 8, also known as "The Anti Marriage PSA" premiered last night. I must say, it was a bit sad and heartbreaking.....you know, seeing the little kiddies watch their dad be replaced by mom's hair...that's tough!

Is That T-Boz?

I'm not saying Jon from Jon & Kate Plus 8 should be cheating on his wife, but I do understand it when she starts looking like a Chia-Pet!