It's Ova!

Finally, NFL quarterback Tom Brady no longer owns the league, as he put on an embarrassing performance in the first round of playoffs, when the Baltimore Ravens made him their bitch....the performance was so awful, I wouldn't be surprise if NBC offers him his own late night talk show!

Roid Rage

Baltimore Ravens player Terrell Suggs, has been ordered to stay away from his home after his baby mama, Candace Williams, claims the football player poured bleach on her during a fight. Candace says "He knocked me to the ground and sat on top of me, grabbing my neck and pouring bleach on her face."...Dayummmm, now we're bleaching b*tches?...I think that's an extreme way of getting the white girl of your dreams!