Tweet Fight

This years MTV Video Music Awards telecast may have lacked drama, but the aftermath on Twitter is living up to expectations. The sometime funny Chelsea Handler and blog king/queen Perez Hilton is going at it....



Perez Says: I usually like her, but Chelsea Handler is sucking at the #VMAs - hard!







Perez Says: @chelseahandler At least I didn't have to fuck my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbert







Chelsea Says: @perezhilton oh, fuck off. I had a blast and the show was awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb









Perez Says: @chelseahandler And who'd you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I'm more than happy with my bomb life. It's da bomb.com! xo







Chelsea Says: Just got word...Highest rated vma's since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo. Oh, its on tonight. Game on









Perez Says: @ChelseaHandler I still think you're usually very funny - and you probably have a larger penis than me! xoxo









Chalaire Says: I usually don't condone fights between men and women, but in this case...."game on" in the words of my man Chelsea Handler!

Kiddie Porn

Perez Hilton spent yesterday trying to avoid child pornography charges, for posting a picture Miley Cyrus sans panties, on his blog. The posting is serious business because, Miley is only 17 years old......17? Have you heard her speak? She sounds like she could have done voice over work for The Golden Girls!

Chill Factor

Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem at the 2010 NBA Finals, and boy did she sing! She had me wanting to get out on that court and play. So much has been said about Christina vs. Lady Gaga, and my opinion is......Gaga may have the best fish tank hat, but Christina has the BEST voice!

Hissy Fit

Perez Hilton is reporting that Will.i.am threw a temper tantrum over the weekend, because he didn't want to share his hotel penthouse with tour mates....and that's all I'm going to say about this, because I don't want the new line in his song "Imma Be" to be, Imma be f*ckin' up another blogger!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Shout Out Time

Shout out to former Miss California, for giving out TKO's on The View. I absolutely love Carrie's statement(5 minutes in), "What's so bad about saying marriage should be between a man and a woman?" NOT A DAMN THING CARRIE! I'm not one to give an opinion(lol), but I will say it's pretty difficult to spend your whole life seeing men and women getting married, and having that idea shoved down your throat for 20+ years, then overnight you become the asshole for still having that same view....It's like all of a sudden receiving vegetables on Halloween, and if you don't accept those vegetables, you're a hated outcast. So, YOU GO CARRIE for being strong enough to stand up to the "new black," as well as those yentas on The View!That's What She Said

She Said..He Said...She Said

Perez Hilton is reporting that Lady GaGa doesn't appreciate rapper, 50 Cent, referring to her tour with Kanye West as "Ah, the gay tour." Lady Gaga's response was, "I think it's sad, and I think that nobody in any genre of music should accommodate homophobia." While, Perez Hilton went on to say "she took the words right out of my mouth."....Ha, and probably a penis too!

Bullets Bout' to Fly

You thought the beef between Rihanna and Chris Brown was bad, or Perez Hilton and Black Eyed Peas got heated? Well, you better duck for cover, because the rapper Game decided to make it even more dangerous to attend hip hop events, when he let the world know that Beyonce is a Diva in more ways than one...insert parental advisory sticker right about here!

Some People Never Learn

Obviously, Perez Hilton loss his short term memory during that "Boom Boom Pow" moment a few weeks ago, since he let this Twitter fly yesterday..."Thieves? The Black Eyed Peas accused of plagiarism! http://bit.ly/brugj Listen to both songs here http://bit.ly/brugj Lawyers are involved!".....
Hmmmm, that's pretty bold, because I wouldn't even enjoy eating black eyed peas after receiving a punch like that!

Celebrity MJ Twitters, and One Non-Celebrity Who Needs Anger Management

Giuliana Rancic Thank u ALL for the kind words. It was hard being live & holding back tears when Michael's daughter spoke. My heart goes out for his kids.

Sherri Shepherd Very touching memorial. We lost an icon, but Paris and her brothers lost their father. My prayers to MJ's family for peace and strength

Sherri Shepherd Today I just wish thru my Tweets 2 show respect for a man I admired. If you want 2 send negative comments - please do me a favor & UNFOLLOW

Sherri Shepherd loved what Al Sharpton said to MJ's kids "wasn't nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with"

Tyrese Gibson http://twitpic.com/9md3k - I didn't wanna witness the death of music in my lifetime... Long live the kings legacy... Michael Jackson ...


Ciara Thanks to all my fans for love and support mj is the greastest to ever do it god rest his soul we all miss him:)


Kim Kardashian I spoke at my dad's funeral & it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I was shaking & crying & what Paris did was sooo soooo brave!


Ciara @KimKardashian yes paris is such a sweetheart god bless the jackson family rip mj the greatest entertainer alive!


Perez Hilton Nooooo!!!!!!! Those kids should not be putting on a show right now. So wrong. They should not be speaking or on stage. So horrible.


Chalaire @PerezHilton ur the one that shouldn't be talking. MJ is their dad, nothing wrong with her speaking.... Shut up douche!

Perez Hilton @chalaire That was soooo horrible. Those kids. So horrible!


Chalaire @PerezHilton shut the hell up, ur HORRIBLE!!!!!



Terrell Owens ALL MY LOVE, HEART & CONDOLENCES GO OUT 2 THE JACKSON FAMILY! I'M NOT N LA BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE. MJ IS GONE BUT HE LIVES ON...



John Mayer I'm honored to have been asked to play at MJ's memorial service. I will be representing all of us who can't be there.

I'm Sorry Ya'll

Perez Hilton apologized to GLADD for the gay slur he threw at Will.I.Am on Sunday night in Toronto, right before a lil' something was thrown back at him. "I am apologizing to the gay community, to anyone who was hurt by my my choice of words.".....Call me crazy, but it looks like he was the only one hurt by his choice of words. Gives a whole new meaning to those Boom Boom Pow lyrics!

Lights Out

Can someone really return to talking sh*t, after a photo like this is released? Perez Hilton's infamous for his penis drawings, but he missed a really good place to stick one!
Yeah, I know, it won't be long before Oprah sits on me!

Again, Our Struggle Just Isn't the Same

I'm trying really hard not to laugh at this story, but Perez Hilton was beaten up because he called someone other than himself a "faggot"...Um, shouldn't you kick someone's ass for using the word that oppress your people, not get your ass kick for using the word...Duh!