Regis Philbin is Retiring

79-year-old Philbin announced on "Live with Regis and Kelly" that he is retiring at the end of the summer. Regis joked, "There is a time that everything must come to an end for certain people on camera, especially certain old people."....It's time, lately he's been forgetting everything except his name!

Product Whore

Kelly Ripa has teamed up with A&P supermarkets to to promote it's "Lower Price" initiative, offering the lowest prices on groceries in the company's history....I guess it was too difficult to find a spokesperson, who looks like she actually shops for food!

What's That?

Either she's a hermaphrodite, or she's just happy to see me....It’s time to keep the bread on the burger when your belly button starts looking like a penis!