Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split

Well, I guess the couple that gets dressed togather, doesn't stay together. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel decided to end their four year relationship, after they both realized they wanted different things....I had always assumed they actually wanted the same thing....penis!

A Little Too Close

Justin Timberlake was seen with a chick that doesn't appear to be his mediocre face girlfriend Jessica Beil.....He's bringing sexy back...yup, back to the hotel room!

More Trouble Than She's Worth

Internet users are being forewarned that if you perform an online search for Jessica Biel, you'll have a one-in-five chance of receiving a computer virus...Well, that's one virus I can rest easy about, because it's not often that I search for overrated, mediocre face, assholes, and if I did...It would just lead me back to one of my post about her...so I'm good!

Changing My Tune...Sorta

So, I've been getting feedback about my comments on Mediocre face. People are saying I'm "too harsh", "she's so beautiful", "she's one of the best looking people in the world"...um, in the world?....excuse me while I blow chunks!

Ok, Ok, Ok... I thought about it, and I will admit that Jessical Biel is indeed outrageously gorgeous.....yes, when judging a competition of maggots. In fact, I also agree that her face is so beautiful…..when her boyfriend is kissing it! 'That's What She Said'

Wah!

Mediocre face has a mediocre voice to match as she lends her vocals to the soundtrack for her latest film, Easy Virtue, singing the classic song Mad about the Boy.......Her singing is lukewarm at best, but I'm sure overrated face thinks she has better vocals than Patti Labelle, which will be her reasoning as to why she can't get a record deal! Listen to the audio version of nyquil below!

Mediocre Face

Jessica Biel thinks her overrated face is too beautiful to get film roles....How about your acting just stinks Ms. Delusional One. Last I checked Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie....Hell the whole Hollywood community are getting roles! I guess next she'll tell us she can't get an audition because she dresses so nice!