Nick and Vanessa's Wedding Special

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have just announced that their upcoming summer nuptials will be televised in a special on Lifetime...I'm 98 degress sure I won't be watching!

Jon Gosselin has opted to take a more traditional career path, and will now be working in sales marketing for the eco-friendly company, Global Green Property Services. Reports say, "Jon is content with working a traditional 9-5, and that he doesn't want to be a star"....Star? Can't miss what you never had!

New Kate Plus 8

On Sunday, a brand new one hour Kate Gosselin special is set to air on TLC, called, Kate Plus 8: Alaska, Here We Come....I guess that kid on the right didn't hear the "let's all look happy" command!

Jon Gosselin's Normal

Jon Gosselin recently sat down with US Weekly Magazine, where he discussed his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross, he said, "I'm relieved my new girlfriend thinks I'm Normal."....hmmmm, eight kids, and no job? Clearly, her last boyfriend's name was Pookie, if she thinks that's normal!

Kate Plus Eight

Last night 'Kate Plus Eight' star, Kate, delivered big in the ratings for a special that aired on TLC....Jon's name has been dropped from the title, and apparently eight is now the number of cosmetic surgeries she's had done!

Dirty Jersey

MTV's Snooki, stopped by her friend, "Cake Boss" Valastro's bakery to shoot a scene for the TLC reality show, Cake Boss, when a photo of her muddy car was captured....so that's the secret to getting her tan to look like caked on mud!

Not So Fast

Jon Gosselin has been accused of raiding $230,000 from a joint bank account with his now ex-wife Kate. leaving her with only $1,000.....Everybody calm down, calm down, I believe once he finds out that Proactiv doesn't cost that much, he'll return the rest!

You're Out

John Gosselin's been fired. TLC made a shocking announcement that as of November 2, Jon will no longer appear on Jon And Kate Plus 8 and the show will be changed to simply Kate Plus 8.... I'm not as interested, besides I've seen repeats of this show before, except it was called "La'Quishria Ain't Got a Baby Daddy, or Date, Plus 8!"

New Boobs

Jon Gosslin's 23 yr old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has recently gotten a breast implants to please her man... Eliminating any doubts that he should just be with a 34yr old woman with 8 kids!

More Jon and Kate

TLC confirms Jon and Kate Gosslin will date others on the next season of their reality show...It's only fair to change the title to Jon & Kate Plus Dates!