Jessica Simpson's Not Worried About Losing Weight for Wedding

Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson have finally set a wedding date, but Jessica says she's not trying to drop any weight by that time....I sure hope their wedding planner canceled the tradition of picking up the bride, and jumping over a broom!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's Holiday Wedding Plans

Yesterday, on The Rachael Ray Show, Nick Lachey mentioned that he and fiance' Vanessa Minnillo, will be in Tuscany for New Years and may get married there....This just in...Jessica Simpson will get married on Christmas Eve!

Jessica Simpson's Christmas Flop

Jessica Simpson's holiday season isn't starting off very merry, as her latest Christmas CD, Happy Christmas, made its debut on the Billboard Top 200 chart at number 123.....That seems to be a horrible number for Jessica, since it looks like that's also how much weight she's gained!

Jessica Simpson Cooks

After Jessica Simpson's appearance in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the singer cooked a Thanksgiving meal for her fiance, Eric Johnson's family, as well as her own family...She shoved an apple in her mouth, and there you have it, Roast Pig!

It's Jessica Simpson's Turn

UsMagazine.com has confirmed that Jessica Simpson, became engaged to beau Eric Johnson on Thursday, just days after the news broke that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, popped the question to his long time love, Vanessa Minnillo....I guess her boyfriend realized she was going to eat herself into oblivion after Nick's engagement news, so it was cheaper for him to buy Jessica's ring instead of her groceries!

Nick and Vanessa Are Engaged

The National Enquirer is reporting that Nick Lachey and and long time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnilo are engaged to be married. This will mark Lachey's second time down the aisle....if you can recall, he was previously married to a f*cking idiot!

Kim Kardashian and John Mayer Hit The Town

The New York Post reported that Kardashian, who turned 30 last week, and John Mayer, 33, recently hit the town together in NYC. Although they brought pals along, the duo wanted "to see if they would hit it off.".....or inspire John's new hit, "Her Body is a Wasteland!"

Jessica Simpson New American Idol Judge?

According to the celebrity gossip rags, Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become the newest judge on American Idol. It's being reported that Jessica has met with the producers several times, and they really like her.....Last season they added Ellen Degeneres, who doesn't know anything about music, and now Jessica, who doesn't know....well, ANYTHING!

Jessica Simpson Preggers?

OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson is pregnant, due to the bloat of her belly, seen in this picture....well hell, have they seen this-----> picture!

Jack Has a Crush

According to many reports, Jack Nicholson asked Jessica Simpson out on a date. He reportedly invited Simpson to have dinner with him at his Beverly Hills home. However, Jessica has declined the offer....awww, seems like they would have a lot to talk about, diet secrets, finding the perfect swim suit, and the best way to eat pork!

Jessica Talks Numbers

Jessica Simpson recently spoke with OK Magazine about her upcoming birthday, "I feel old in a lot of ways, I'm pushing 30"....no honey, let me stop you there...you're pushing 300!

Jessica Simpson is Addicted

Jessica Simpson admitted to Jay Leno ,that she is addicted to Nicotine Gum....ugh, if she's going to put that in her mouth, she should just have a cigarette, besides I hear they help in weight loss!

Dream Man

Jessica Simpson was recently quoted as saying, "I just want a normal man! That's it! I think I've said I've wanted to date a chef"...she could have fooled me, I thought she was dating TWO chefs!

Fire Breath

Jessica Simpson admits to not brushing her teeth in this new "i heart radio" promo....which now explains John Mayer's controversial "napalm" comment!

Jessica's Upset

In an interview to air on Oprah today, Jessica Simpson says she's upset that John Mayer refereed to her as "sexual napalm" and goes on to say, "I don't want people to know how I am in bed,"....Just a word of advice for Jessica Simple.....

when the world knows that you think chicken is tuna, and buffalo wings come from buffalo, you might want to be a little more appreciative to the one person who thinks you're good at something!

John Speaks to Playboy

In a recent interview with Payboy magazine, John Mayer was asked "Do black women throw themselves at you," Mayer replied, "I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock"....with "Jenny Craig" taste if he's counting his ex Jessica Simpson!

Out With Friends

Jessica Simpson was photo'd after leaving an organic restaurant with friends Tuesday night....I wonder if she ordered the stuff breast!

Jessica is Suing Star Magazine

Jessica Simpson is fuming over claims Star Magazine has made that she was linked to adulterer Tiger Woods. Jessica's publicist released this statement:

"Literally the only thing that's true in the story is the fact that they met. It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together - that was it."

Good for you Jessica, someone should stop Star Magazine from spreading lies. I mean come on ....Tiger Woods into fat chicks is as ridiculous as saying he dated black women and midgets!

Sweet Crush

Jessica Simpson is said to be crushing hard on Smashing Pumpkins' front man Billy Corgan. The twosome connected at a mutual friend's party last month and were very flirty with one another....Here we go again, another guy that will make her cry, when he dumps her after smashing her pumpkin!

Sore Knees

This is a "twitpic" of Jessica Simpson....and the moral to this story is, adding 200 extra pounds of fat to the body, can be hazardous to the knees!