Taylor Swift to Sing About Herself

In a new interview with Glamour, Taylor Swift reveals that her next CD will be all about her life, saying, "Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I'm really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs."....Good to know I won't be missing a damn thing!

Will.I.Am Defends His Blackness

Will.I.Am caught a lot of flack for performing at the MTV VMAs in black paint. The artist took to Twitter to defend himself against his detractors, tweeting, "it shouldn't’t be looked at as racial. There are far more important things 2 bark about. (Jobs, health, education) not a black man wearing all black.".....I agree with him, at least HE came up with a solution to future oil spills!

Glee Cast

Yesterday, with all of the hysteria surrounding the VMAs, I forgot to mention that the cast of America's #1 TV show, Glee, presented Lady Gaga with one of her VMA awards. I've never watched the show myself, but I most certainly will now....well, now that I know the actress from the movie Precious is on the show!

Tweet Fight

This years MTV Video Music Awards telecast may have lacked drama, but the aftermath on Twitter is living up to expectations. The sometime funny Chelsea Handler and blog king/queen Perez Hilton is going at it....



Perez Says: I usually like her, but Chelsea Handler is sucking at the #VMAs - hard!







Perez Says: @chelseahandler At least I didn't have to fuck my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbert







Chelsea Says: @perezhilton oh, fuck off. I had a blast and the show was awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb









Perez Says: @chelseahandler And who'd you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I'm more than happy with my bomb life. It's da bomb.com! xo







Chelsea Says: Just got word...Highest rated vma's since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo. Oh, its on tonight. Game on









Perez Says: @ChelseaHandler I still think you're usually very funny - and you probably have a larger penis than me! xoxo









Chalaire Says: I usually don't condone fights between men and women, but in this case...."game on" in the words of my man Chelsea Handler!

MTV Video Music Awards....Let's Do it!

Last night the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards aired....Is it me, or should the VMAs air on YouTube instead of MTV?...Last I knew, that's where we all watch videos!

Lindsay Lohan Makes VMA Appearance

Lindsay Lohan made her first post-jail appearance in a video with Chelsea Handler at the VMA's. Smart move on the part of Chelsea Handler....she finally found a way to look younger!

The VMA Stage

The VMA stage was amazing, and my favorite part of the show last night....you know we'll see it on Lady Gaga's head next year!

Speaking of Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga actually looked pretty last night...shoot me. Seriously, I expected her to arrive with a limo on her head, but her look was more like....the lion, the witch, AND the wardrobe!

Singing Acceptance

During Lady Gaga's acceptance of Video of the Year for Bad Romance, she gave the audience a sample from her upcoming CD "Born This Way"....Clearly she came up with the title before she got that nose job!

Bored To Death of Tayor Swift

After dozing off during Taylor Swift's performance, where she performed without shoes, all I have to say is ....can you please give Shaquille O'Neal his feet back?!?!

Hot Song....Wack Performance

Ballerinas?...It just wasn't the performance I was looking for. However, Kanye impressed me with his lyrics, "Let's have a toast for the assholes/ Let's have a toast for the douche bags/ Let's have a toast for the scumbags/ Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs"......Damn, I'm guessing he was wasted after all of that toasting to himself!

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

Usher Performs

Usher performed, or by the looks of his dance moves....taught a yoga class!

Keeping up With Kim Kardashian's Titles

Kim Kardashian appeared as a presenter, and was introduced as a fashion icon.....Clearly running out of ways of NOT saying why she's really famous!

10 Seconds of Robyn

Billy Idol...er, Robyn showed up to sing the VMAs into commercial breaks....humiliation at its best!

Bad Hosting, Bad Skit

Not only did Chelsea Handler fail as a VMA host, but during the middle of the show she jumped into a hot tub with the cast of the Jersey Shore....Can you say STD bouillabaisse?!?

Huh?

Some group called Florence and the Machine performed....I had no idea that actress Julianne Moore was a singer!

Entertainer of the Year

Taylor Swift has been named Entertainer of the Year by the Associated Press....A great quote comes to mind.."Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best years of all time....ALL Time!"

MY Girl!!!

Fame Kills

Lady GaGa and Kanye West's, "Fame Kills" tour was cancelled one week after it was announced. GaGa's choreographer, Laurie Ann Gibson, tweeted that it was due to "creative differences," but she did not elaborate....I'm guessing Kanye wasn't up for stopping his own set every night to say, "Lady GaGa is the best performer on this tour!"

Janet Rocks!

After Janet Jackson's performance of Scream at the VMAs, the pop star revealed, "This is the most fun — from my mouth to God's ears — the most fun I have ever had working on a project for TV." ... I thought it was fun too, watching her get out-danced by a dead man!