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Showing posts with label Rachel Uchitel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rachel Uchitel. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tiger's Mistress Too Good For Coach



Tiger Woods' former #1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel refused to fly from NYC to L.A. because she couldn't get a seat in first class. Uchitel, was supposed to attend the premiere of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, in which she co-stars....Well, she is a high-class whore after all!



Monday, February 22, 2010

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!



Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, nice mea culpa, but if I catch him apologizing again, he'll be running from my 9' iron next. It's ENOUGH already! I'm so sick of everyone carrying on like the man murdered someone, he just f*cked a few broads, who consented...I mean really? What's the big deal, we all have flaws...is it because Tiger had 17 flaws, all with blonde hair and blue eyes? It hasn't been this much outrage over filmmaker, Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped an underage child, or Charlie Sheen, who shot one girlfriend, and threatened to kill his wife. Oh, and don't give me that lame excuse about Charlie Sheen not portraying himself as a role model, so he isn't held to the same standards, because I know a lot of rappers who don't portray themselves as role models either, but they sure as hell wouldn't be working on CBS' "Three and a Half Men" after shooting someone. Do you want to know why?...because it's hard to film that show from prison!



Speaking of being a role model, did I miss the Tiger Woods "I am a Role Model" commercial? I only recall seeing the "I am Tiger Woods" ad, so if the public feels mislead, blame the ridiculous media, because we're talking about a f*cking golfer, Role Models for people who watch golf died in 1912.



Wow, how times have changed, a public apology for sleeping with 17 bimbos...you know, that use to be called a good month. "That's What She Said"

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sex Addict



Rumor has it that Tiger Woods has checked in to a rehab facility in Wickenburg, Arizona for the treatment of sex addiction in order to save his marriage.....I hate to break the news, but the way to treat your man for sex addiction is to have sex with him!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Enhanced Performance


Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was investigated for providing performance-enhancement drugs to clients, which has started speculation as to Tiger Woods' involvement with steroids....This should be interesting, since he is definitely putting up A-Rod numbers in the bedroom!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Merry Christmas


Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren was spotted pumping gas without her wedding ring on over the weekend. According to online reports, Elin will not leave Tiger until after Christmas....well, she better keep a close eye on the activity going on under the mistletoe!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Speaking Of Wood



Turns out Tiger Woods doesn't just have a great swing on the golf course, as another woman named Kalika Moquin has also been linked to having an affair with the golfer..... Damn, I believe Tiger should have no problem winning his next match, after these 3, he only has 15 holes left!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Where There's Smoke...


Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Fender Bender



As most already know, Tiger Woods, was involved in a minor accident outside of his home over Thanksgiving. It's been alleged that Tiger's wife beat him with his golf club after learning of an affair...watch out Tiger, looks like your wife has her first Major win!



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