Back On The Market

Al Gore...A decent looking, smart, Vice President, who is friends with Bill Clinton, and happens to have a private jet, is back on the market....one can only imagine all the globes he'll be warming in the near future!

Al and Tipper Gore Are No More

Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have announced that they are separating. The couple sent out a joint email, saying, "We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate. This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together."....I guess after 40 years of marriage, Mr. Global Warming finally figured out where all the ice was!

Too Good For You

Sources report that Prince performed at the Time's 100 gala on Tuesday night, but didn't schmooze with other celebrities. When it was time to sit for dinner, he decline to take his seat at Table 5, where Bill Clinton and Taylor Swift were also seated....I get it, he makes better music than Taylor Swift, and gets more stains on dresses than Bill Clinton, except they're his own dresses!

Hilary Clinton Doesn't Play

The Clinton's are getting their swagger on lately. This time it's Hilary Clinton. In this clip, she seems to forget she's at a press conference, as she starts rehearsing for a cameo in the new Wu Tang Clan video!

Bill Clinton's a Hero

Bill Clinton received a warm welcome in NYC, after he did what he does best....successfully brought home two women!

Shout Out Time

A shout out is in order for Former President Bill Clinton, for bringing a positive outcome to a story no one really cared about. However, since he proved he can still get things done, how about health care next? Not that President Barack Obama isn't trying, but it seems Bill Clinton can actually get the job done, while Barack Obama focus on what he does best...Delivering Speeches, Primetime Specials, and my favorite...Beer Summits!

Bill Clinton Looking For Release

Former President Bill Clinton has arrived in North Korea to try to win the freedom of two Asian American journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who were sentenced to 12 years' hard labor after being arrested on the China-North Korea border in March...If he's successful, there will be a lot of HAPPY ENDINGS!

Fraternity Bill

The historically black fraternity, Phi Beta Sigma has voted to induct former President Bill Clinton as an honorary member.....Wow, and the world thought he had a problem keeping it in his pants before, wait until those Sigma Sweethearts start doing his push-ups, protecting him from being hazed, and sneaking him food at night...his next title will be "baby daddy"!

A Man's Gotta Look

It seems President Obama has taken more than just staff members from the Clinton administration....he's borrowed an eye for the ladies as well!