Chris Brown Sets Record

Chris Brown broke 'Today' show concert record with over 18,000 fans in attendance, breaking the previous record for biggest crowd ever of 12,000, held by Lady Gaga....Nice to see Chris Brown breaking something other than windows and faces!

Lady Gaga Goes Platinum

I'm sure you've heard the news of Lady Gaga selling more than 1 million copies of her new cd, 'Born This Way' in its first week of release.....Yeah, she found one million idiots who didn't know how to get it for free!

Lady Gaga Defends Song Rip-Off

Lady Gaga turned up on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, after performing "Born This Way" at the Grammys, which some critics called a rip-off of Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” Lady Gaga tells Seacrest, "The song is just the beginning of this album. It's certainly not the biggest hit on the album."....What's next, Papa Don't Preach?

Egg-spress Yourself Gaga

Lady Gaga arrived to the Grammys as an embryo in an eggshell....after her over hyped entrance, and horrible performance, it's clear she should have aborted herself!

Did Nicki Minaj Escape From a Zoo

Ryan Seacrest asked Nicki Minaj, "What was your thought process in picking this outfit".....I didn't hear the answer, but I assume her process was to wait for the garbage to be collected from Lady Gaga's house!

Glee Cast

Yesterday, with all of the hysteria surrounding the VMAs, I forgot to mention that the cast of America's #1 TV show, Glee, presented Lady Gaga with one of her VMA awards. I've never watched the show myself, but I most certainly will now....well, now that I know the actress from the movie Precious is on the show!

The VMA Stage

The VMA stage was amazing, and my favorite part of the show last night....you know we'll see it on Lady Gaga's head next year!

Speaking of Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga actually looked pretty last night...shoot me. Seriously, I expected her to arrive with a limo on her head, but her look was more like....the lion, the witch, AND the wardrobe!

Singing Acceptance

During Lady Gaga's acceptance of Video of the Year for Bad Romance, she gave the audience a sample from her upcoming CD "Born This Way"....Clearly she came up with the title before she got that nose job!

Chill Factor

Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem at the 2010 NBA Finals, and boy did she sing! She had me wanting to get out on that court and play. So much has been said about Christina vs. Lady Gaga, and my opinion is......Gaga may have the best fish tank hat, but Christina has the BEST voice!

Lady Gaga to Pose Nude

Lady Gaga is considering posing naked for Playboy, "she thinks it will be an experience, and she's always looking to grow as an artist," says a friend......I have to admit that I'm actually excited to see her issue, yup, the first hermaphrodite in Playboy! I'm sure Playboy has a special team working on masks to cover up her VoVoVoVoVoVvo Vomit face!

Lady Gaga Has a Beer

Lady Gaga was spotted with friends, enjoying a beer at the San Diego Padres vs. New York Mets game Thursday in NYC....from the looks of her face in this photo, I'm thinking she was hit by a foul ball!

What a Sight

Lady Gaga arrived at New York's JFK airport this weekend after wrapping up her European tour.....I just want to say "thank you" to Gaga, for wearing those crazy shoes, because I was almost forced to look at that face!

Gaga vs, Aguilera...You Decide

Lady Gaga fans have been throwing out harsh criticism at Christina Aguilera, in regards to stealing Gaga's style, even nicknaming her "Clonetina". However, some loyal Aguilera fans decided to fight back, and compiled a video of Aguilera's career fashion highlights that look very similar to those of Gaga today...I say, after watching the video below, the only thing Lady Gaga didn't steal from Aguilera is her DNA!

Grace Snubs GaGa

In a recent interview, Grace Jones mentioned she isn't interested in working with Lady Gaga, because she refuses to team up with a celebrity who copies her style. Grace goes on to say, “Yes, she did ask about a duet, but I said no. I’d just prefer to work with someone who is more original"...Well, I guess that also rules out former NBA player ----> Manute Bol!

According to Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa recently told the New York Times' T Magazine, "In the book of GaGa, I want my fans to love themselves. It’s almost like I want to hypnotize them so when they hear my music, they love themselves instantly."...when I heard her latest song Telephone, the only thing that happened instantly was, radio OFF!

Foolishness

I love lobster, but there's nothing appetizing about that face....My Cru Crust-a-cean face, my Crust-a-cean face...She thinks she's HOT, but her face is a NOT!

Weak Performance

Scott Borchetta, CEO of Big Machine Records, defended Taylor Swift's "shaky" Grammy performance, blaming technical difficulties...yeah, I saw those technical difficulties, they were called Elton John, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, and Pink, ripping the stage first!

Grammy FAIL

The Grammy award for Album of The Year went to Taylor Swift...HOW? Lady GaGa had four #1 singles off one album. There wasn't a person not singing or doing the "Single Ladies, Put a Ring On It" bullshit...Yet, I can't name one damn song that Taylor Swift has. What else does Beyonce and Lady Gaga have to do? They clearly had the best performances last night, sold out shows all year, the best videos....they've even shown their vajayjay. The only thing Taylor Swift has shown she's great at...is her ability to keep cool when a crazy black man hits the stage!

Best Performance

I couldn't decide who had the best performance of the night between Lady Gaga and Elton John, Pink, or Beyonce. Although, Beyonce ripped it by herself, without any help from Cirque du Soleil, I had to go with Lady Gaga....look, the gays aren't allowed in the military, can't get married...the least I can do is give them the best performance at the Grammys!