There's a Situation

The Situation, said this to Life & Style magazine about Dancing With The Stars "I'm a big fan of the show. I heard they work out six hours a day or something. So I might be even more ripped than I already am!"...Call me crazy but, he has a horrible stomach for someone who bases his whole "persona" on his abs!

You're Not The Father

Life & Style magazine interviewed a source (Joe Jackson...who are they kidding), who revealed that Michael Jackson sustained severe damage to his groin area in his youth, that lead to Michael having sperm count trouble, which is another reason given to why MJ's kids aren't biologically his.....At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubbles was the father!