Chris Brown Tops the Charts

Chris Brown has a hit on his hands, the singer's fourth studio album F.A.M.E. debuts this week at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, and the Top R&B/Hip-Hop charts....Unlike previous hits, this one doesn't need to be covered up with makeup!

Tweet of the Week

Rihanna recently made a big deal about taking over her Twitter page...I guess she learned how to type. Anyway, moments after her first tweet, Chris Brown followed with his own tweet...













Chalaire says: Damn, Twitter just got my undivided attention!

Does She Look Familiar?

Chris Brown has been seen flaunting his Rihanna, look-alike girlfriend, model Jasmine Saunders....She's beautiful, but I hope she contacts Geico for some brutality insurance, or knows how to block a punch!

Former NFL Star Arrested

Former Tampa Bay Buccaneer, Warren Sapp, has been accused of violently attacking his girlfriend, who police noted had "a swollen right knee and bruises on the back of her neck"....hmmm, and all these years I thought that was called doggie style!

Rihanna Knows How To Pick Em'

According to Star Magazine, Rihanna's new boy toy, Matt Kemp, has an abusive past. Matt's ex-girlfriend, model/actress Felisha, told the magazine that Kemp stalked and threatened her, and has a history of FIGHTING WOMEN....Good to know, but I think Rihanna will be fine, she can take a punch...er bite!

Bad Boy Charlie is Back To Work

Charlie Sheen returned to the set of his hit show Monday, after he was arrested on domestic violence allegations. Charlie's wife, Brooke Mueller, told 911 that the actor beat her, and threatened to kill her with a knife...damn, and Chris Brown can't get his music on the radio. I guess Chris needs to shoot a bitch next time....What? worked for Charlie Sheen!

Lights Out

I've been avoiding Jersey Shore, the new Guido reality show on MTV, but....if I knew Chris Brown was making an appearance, I would have checked it out! Must see clip!

Tweet Of The Week

Chris Brown is fighting mad. Record sales for his latest release, Grafiti, has been very slow, so the singer took to Twitter to vent:



Chris Brown says:

"im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do…

WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit

im not biting my tongue about shit else… the industry can kiss my ass"...





Chalaire says:

Well, it's good he threw a hissy fit, instead of a punch, but if only he would have used a 9 iron golf club on Rihanna, the buying public would've just thought it was funny!

Whoa!

I know I've had a lot to say about Rihanna just walking around L.A for the paparazzi ALL day, EVERYDAY, but with cellulite like that....honey, you need to walk, run, do some squats in cocoa butter...whatever it takes to stop those legs from looking like chittlins!

Go Hard or Stay Home

Here's the cover art for Rihanna's new single, Hard, which is a fitting title because......She's trying way too HARD, and that will be the reaction of men when they see this photo!

Rihanna is Talking

Rihanna recounts her brutal attack at the hands of Chris Brown tonight on 20/20...very sad! Rihanna says "love is blind"...Well of course it is, if someone continuously punch you in your eyes!

Chris' Graffiti

Chris Brown released the new cover to his album "Graffiti" yesterday, and apparently the young man forgot to change out of his horseback riding gear for the shoot!

Rihanna Speaks

During an interview with 20/20, Rihanna, had this to say "I’d like to be in a great place in both my personal life and my career. I still want to be doing what I love. Whatever that is in 10 years, I don’t know."....How about telling us what it is you do now?

Double Standard

Oprah Winfrey led the bashing against Chris Brown, after his incident with Rihanna, earlier this year. The talk show queen even did a "domestic violence" show in his honor, and refused to have Chris on to discuss his side. However, last week, Oprah's friend and gospel singer, Bebe Winans performed on her show. Interesting enough, Bebe's recently been charged with domestic battery against his wife.....What's up with that? Hey Chris, the way to one's heart is their stomach, and from the looks of Oprah, you may want to get your roast pork game on!

Rated R

Check out the cover of Rihanna's new cd, "Rated R"....Well, at least she found good use of those police photos, from her fight with Chris Brown!

Chris Brown Has Words For Oprah

Chris Brown was recently asked in an interview how he felt about Oprah Winfrey having a show discussing abuse "inspired by Rihanna."



Chris Replied:

"I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'Okay, I'm going to help both of these people out."



Oprah's Team Replied:

"Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."



Chalaire's Response:

Chris Brown's statement proves Rihanna also beat the brains out of this dude...I mean seriously, how does helping both of you does anything for Oprah's ratings!

Chris Brown Sentenced

Chris Brown has been sentenced to five years probation and six months of community service, for domestic violence against Rihanna....He's so lucky he only beat the sh*t out of a woman, could you imagine if he would have done something insane like, hmmm shoot himself, or I don't know...finance dog fights, phewww!

Surprise! Rihanna Hits the Town

Rihanna was spotted out clubbing again this weekend....Unfortunately, stopping by Victoria Secret wasn't on the list of chores that day, and by the looks of her hair.....neither was her kitchen!

Chris Brown Apologizes

As most of you know, Chris Brown has apologized for the smackdown he gave Rihanna, or for defending himself against her ...who knows, and frankly who cares? What he should be apologizing for, is wearing a shirt from the MC Hammer "U Can't Touch This" collection. What color is that, vomit? Also, apologize for writing "Ax" on your cue cards instead of "Ask"!