Jessica Simpson New American Idol Judge?

According to the celebrity gossip rags, Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become the newest judge on American Idol. It's being reported that Jessica has met with the producers several times, and they really like her.....Last season they added Ellen Degeneres, who doesn't know anything about music, and now Jessica, who doesn't know....well, ANYTHING!

And Of Course...

Paula Abdul returned American Idol, proving once again that crack is whack, as she straggled to form a sentence, while saying goodbye to Simon Cowell!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Couple Alert

Word on the street is that Paula Abdul and former talk show host, and Eddie Murphy's boyfriend, Arsenio Hall is dating again. These two had a thing for each other in the 80's as Paula was blazing up the charts....leave it to a recession to make you feel like you should be dating the son from, Sanford and Son!

Paula Gets Her Boogie On

Paula Abdul delivered one of the best moments on VH1 Divas, when she came out dressed and dancing like Ellen DeGeneres.... If she would have just done this instead of those crappy critiques, she would probably still be on American Idol!

VH1 Divas | Divas Video

She May Need Help

If ever a suicide watch was needed, it's now. Paula Abdul is feeling the repercussions of trying to play hardball with American Idol producers. I think we need to keep an eye on her....she's already committed career suicide, who's to say she will stop there!

New Judge

Ellen DeGeneres announced she is taking Paula Abdul's place as the fourth judge on American Idol....Wow, that came from left field. I like Ellen, but I don't like the way American Idol is "Jumping The Shark"...I guess it's important to have a gay perspective on a gay show!

Ryan Seacrest Weighs In

Ryan Seacrest took to Twitter about Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol, but he misspelled her name "Idol and the cast have grown with each other over the last 8 seasons..I can't imagine the panel without puala. She's a star & a great friend.".....I'm thinking "puala" is his drag queen, and he's still waiting to release a statement about Abdul.

Paula Says Bye

Paula Abdul has confirmed through Twitter, that she's not returning to American Idol. The singer is said to have turned down a $10 million dollar pay day, compared to Ryan Seacrest's $45 million dollar deal....I know, they say men are still being paid more than women, but in this case, gays are too!

Congratulations Kara Dioguardi!

Apparently, being a competent songwriter is more interesting than an erratic, alleged drug using, nut job, who can't complete a sentence to save her life...so much for priorities!

Oldies Night on AI

Paula Abdul hit the American Idol stage last night with the same outdated 80's moves she gave Janet for her Control album, as well as the head mic that's been passed down to every non-singing pop star...so basically, it was opposite day on American Idol. Abdul did the exact opposite of what is expected of the contestants. Luckily, real performers Gwen Stefani and No Doubt rocked the house shortly after.

Watch No Doubt rip the stage below, and Abdul's performance here.