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Showing posts with label I AM Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I AM Tiger Woods. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tiger Woods Divorce Finalized



Tiger Woods, and his Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, divorced on Monday following the sex scandal that engulfed Woods late last year. No details of the divorce has been leaked, but......It's the first time in 9 months that he's outscored someone 16 to 0!

Monday, August 9, 2010

There's a Whore in the House



Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana Fishburne, has now admitted to being a prostitute one week after declaring she wants to be a porno star....Wow, a porno star and a prostitute, sounds like a comeback for Tiger Woods!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Speaking of Woods

Tiger Woods new NIKE commercial started airing this week, and I must say he looks pretty miserable in the ad....I guess he realizes he can't "Just Do It" anymore!



Monday, February 22, 2010

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!



Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, nice mea culpa, but if I catch him apologizing again, he'll be running from my 9' iron next. It's ENOUGH already! I'm so sick of everyone carrying on like the man murdered someone, he just f*cked a few broads, who consented...I mean really? What's the big deal, we all have flaws...is it because Tiger had 17 flaws, all with blonde hair and blue eyes? It hasn't been this much outrage over filmmaker, Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped an underage child, or Charlie Sheen, who shot one girlfriend, and threatened to kill his wife. Oh, and don't give me that lame excuse about Charlie Sheen not portraying himself as a role model, so he isn't held to the same standards, because I know a lot of rappers who don't portray themselves as role models either, but they sure as hell wouldn't be working on CBS' "Three and a Half Men" after shooting someone. Do you want to know why?...because it's hard to film that show from prison!



Speaking of being a role model, did I miss the Tiger Woods "I am a Role Model" commercial? I only recall seeing the "I am Tiger Woods" ad, so if the public feels mislead, blame the ridiculous media, because we're talking about a f*cking golfer, Role Models for people who watch golf died in 1912.



Wow, how times have changed, a public apology for sleeping with 17 bimbos...you know, that use to be called a good month. "That's What She Said"

Mistress Upset



One of Tiger Woods ex mistresses, Jamie Jungers released her own statement, stating she's upset because she was really in love with the golfer, and doesn't want to be known as a home wrecker....oh, poor thing. I wonder if endorsement wrecker works better for her?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Tiger Unleashed



In the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Tiger Woods is said to be revealing himself like the public has never seen before....well, unless you're a tall blonde, with fake boobs of course!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Enhanced Performance


Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was investigated for providing performance-enhancement drugs to clients, which has started speculation as to Tiger Woods' involvement with steroids....This should be interesting, since he is definitely putting up A-Rod numbers in the bedroom!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Tiger Loves Hookers



Michelle Braun, the owner of a now-defunct VIP escort company, says Tiger Woods had a healthy appetite for hookers. Michelle says the golfer was a client and would spend $30,000- $40,000 per visit....Wow, it's been a whole 2 weeks of no ass for Tiger, I can't imagine what he's going through with his wife being his only option right now!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Speaking Of "I AM" Ads

Nike is under pressure to permanently shelve their ads where young boys say "I Am Tiger Woods"....why? at least banging 10 women while being married is a realistic goal, that most of them are going to achieve...excuse me ALL of them will achieve!

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