Jon Gosselin has opted to take a more traditional career path, and will now be working in sales marketing for the eco-friendly company, Global Green Property Services. Reports say, "Jon is content with working a traditional 9-5, and that he doesn't want to be a star"....Star? Can't miss what you never had!

New Kate Plus 8

On Sunday, a brand new one hour Kate Gosselin special is set to air on TLC, called, Kate Plus 8: Alaska, Here We Come....I guess that kid on the right didn't hear the "let's all look happy" command!

Kate Gosselin Shows Off

35-year-old reality star, Kate Gosselin, says she’s ready to show off her body as she grace the cover of People magazine, "I've worked really hard! Haven't I earned the right, at this point, to look good?".....It would've been nice if her doctor worked a little harder, instead of putting her belly button in the wrong place!

Kate Plus Eight

Last night 'Kate Plus Eight' star, Kate, delivered big in the ratings for a special that aired on TLC....Jon's name has been dropped from the title, and apparently eight is now the number of cosmetic surgeries she's had done!

Kate's Makeover

Kate Gosselin is said to have spent $35,000 in plastic surgery procedures, to prepare for her debut on, Dancing With The Stars. The procedures included, Botox,

Restylane fillers, laser resurfacing, veneers, hair extensions, highlights, eyelash extensions and eyebrow shaping......I'm thinking she could have saved a few dollars on the eyebrow shaping, as I hear those Asians are pretty good at that!

Father Of The Year

After raiding the joint account he had with his ex-wife, Jon Gosselin, admitted to loud mouth news anchor, Nancy Grace, that he would like to break the pattern of bad parenting....I agree, break the pattern and give the money back, so your kids don't end up doing my mani/pedi next week!

Not So Fast

Jon Gosselin has been accused of raiding $230,000 from a joint bank account with his now ex-wife Kate. leaving her with only $1,000.....Everybody calm down, calm down, I believe once he finds out that Proactiv doesn't cost that much, he'll return the rest!

You're Out

John Gosselin's been fired. TLC made a shocking announcement that as of November 2, Jon will no longer appear on Jon And Kate Plus 8 and the show will be changed to simply Kate Plus 8.... I'm not as interested, besides I've seen repeats of this show before, except it was called "La'Quishria Ain't Got a Baby Daddy, or Date, Plus 8!"