Paris Hilton Dumps and Pumps

After her public breakup with boyfriend Cy Waits, just 1 week ago, Paris Hilton was spotted getiing extra cozy with 'The Hangover' director, Todd Phillips. The new couple celebrated the holiday weekend together at a beach house party in Malibu....I hope he had enough time to dip her in antiseptic, before "the hangover" takes on a new meaning!

Paris Hilton Talks Kim Kardashian

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained that she's not jealous that ex best friend, Kim Kardashian is more famous than she is these days, saying, "I'm not jealous, I am the original."....Nice, she gave a quote for Kim Kardashian and herpes all at once!

Paris Hilton Talks About Aging

Paris Hilton recently to Closer Magazine, "I’m freaking out! I can’t believe I’m going to be 30! But at least I still look like I’m 20!"....I must say, I'm pretty I'm impressed that she knows such high numbers!

The Simpsons Slam Fox

On Sunday’s episode, the Fox cartoon took another swing at its corporate sibling, Fox News, inserting a new tagline for the number-one rated cable news network on the side of a news chopper: "Not Racist, But #1 With Racists".....To be fair and balanced, the other side should say, "MSNBC-#1 with Terrorists, and Illegal Immigrants!"

Happy Outfit

Paris Hilton looking um happy....I wonder how much did Walmart "Rollback" for that outfit!

Paris Hilton Busted With Drugs

Paris Hilton was arrested for posession of cocaine. In other shocking news...Catholic Priests have sex with children, and Kirstie Alley is fat!

Ice-T and Coco Chill in Paris

Ice-T and his wife Coco were spotted shopping together while in Paris. Luckily, for the Parisians, Coco decided to cover up by wearing more clothes than I've ever seen her wear....Those jeans must come with cheeseburgers in the pockets!

When Senseless People Meet

Jersey Shore meets Hilton sisters. The two women who represented the low point of human civilization five years ago, meet the two women who represent the low point of human civilization now....This is a perfect photo for "None of the Above" as the correct answer!

So Pretty

Legendary musician, Prince has been spotted partying it up in Paris with his lady friend....as soon as I figure out which one of these people is his lady friend, I'll let you know!

More Plastic For Plastic

In a recent interview, Joan Rivers said she will indeed go under the knife again, if she feels the need, after she watch herself on the premiere of her new show How'd You Get So Rich....Why stop now, her face has already been lifted more times than Paris Hilton's skirt!

Just Like Diamonds...It Last Forever!

Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles and her son was photographed enjoying some quality time with Paris Hilton's ex Benji Madden.....Ewwww, I feel a need to post this PSA!

Suddenly She's Camera Shy

It turns out Eminem was not the first choice for the staged stunt with Bruno at the MTV Movie Awards. Paris Hilton revealed she was the first choice, but declined......I guess she's had enough of America seeing her take a penis to the face on camera!