Regis Philbin is Retiring

79-year-old Philbin announced on "Live with Regis and Kelly" that he is retiring at the end of the summer. Regis joked, "There is a time that everything must come to an end for certain people on camera, especially certain old people."....It's time, lately he's been forgetting everything except his name!

Product Whore

Kelly Ripa has teamed up with A&P supermarkets to to promote it's "Lower Price" initiative, offering the lowest prices on groceries in the company's history....I guess it was too difficult to find a spokesperson, who looks like she actually shops for food!

Funniest Pet Segment

Howard Stern's wife, Beth O' turned up on Regis & Kelly, promoting her new reference book, "Oh My Dog" when the dog she was trying to get adopted, not only pee, but drops a brick on live TV....of course, something linked to Howard Stern makes potty news!