Benjy Bronk upstaged Congressman Anthony Weiner's resignation press conference yesterday. The comedy writer heckled the disgraced congressman, with what some are calling lewd questions at a "dignified" press conference.....I couldn't be happier of the way Benjy showed his balls to Weiner!
If all talk shows had electrifying guests like Howard Stern, they would be worth watching. Howard's honesty is so refreshing....he rocked this appearance!
Howard Stern re-signed for five more years at Sirius Satellite. What does that mean? Well, I'll tell you...It means 5 more years of great entertainment such as, Tiger Woods' Mistress Pageant, Jay Leno bashing, suicide attempts, Gabourey Sidibe is fat quotes, staff IQ tests, David Arquette exclusives, finding out Jamie Fox is gay, prank calls, bed bugs, strippers, Sybian rides, Beth Stern on every red carpet, Mariann from Brooklyn, "They Call me Bababooey" book tours, the best interviews ever, Robin Quivers interrupting, and most importantly....The Greatest Entertainer Alive! 'That's What She Said'
Lil Wayne is scheduled to be released from prison in a week, but he managed to get a guard suspended before leaving....I wonder if it's because the guard switched his picture with Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show!
Howard Stern's wife, Beth O' turned up on Regis & Kelly, promoting her new reference book, "Oh My Dog" when the dog she was trying to get adopted, not only pee, but drops a brick on live TV....of course, something linked to Howard Stern makes potty news!
As I've previously posted, Howard Stern and Jamie Foxx have been exchanging verbal fisticuffs, but Howard has loyal listeners who will not play around with Jamie's Foxxhole...like he's accustomed to!
Hey Hey Hey....Clearly, Howard Stern was wrong about Gabourey Sidibe's future in showbiz. I see a remake in her future, and I'm sure she would drink and eat to that!
Joslyn James, Tiger Woods' ex-porn star mistress, made an appearance on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday to discuss her three year affair with Tiger. Joslyn revealed that Tiger loved anal sex, and ATM.....if this dude went back to a wife that he doesn't even love, after finding a chick that's down with ATM, he's not only the greatest golfer, but the dumbest one too!
While Ricky Martin voluntarily came out of the closet this week, Howard Stern decided to give Jamie Foxx a little nudge of his own, which lead Jamie Foxx to take an emergency day off from radio, hmmmm! When will people learn....don't mess with Howard Stern!
A huge shout out to Howard Stern, for the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. There are very few gold moments in broadcasting, such as, Michael Jackson's moonwalk, OJ Simpson's bronco chase, Whitney Houston's "Hell to the No" moment, and now the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant. If you don't subscribe to Sirius satellite, you "sirius-ly" need to, because this contest will rerun all weekend and it was AWESOME! Thank you Howard Stern, for having the creative balls to produce radio gold. It was hilarious to learn how much of a cheap, anal hunting, role playing, wanted to bring another man in the bedroom low-life Tiger Woods really is...yup, it was that good!
Howard Stern has managed to outrage everyone by speaking the truth. The Sirius jock had these words for "Precious" star, Gabourey Sidibe, "There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's apart of show business and she's never going to be in another movie.".......Come on people, you know the only reason she showed up to the Oscars, is because she thought it was the same company that makes hot dogs!
Howard Stern did a rare interview yesterday morning, for CBS Early Show, where I believe the interviewer may have gotten ONE question out, then my hero started spitting FIRE like only he can!
Of course, the talk of Howard Stern taking over Simon Cowell's chair on American Idol, is all speculation...and wishful thinking for viewers who like creativity, and BOLD opinions! However, until some lame is named, it makes for great conversation and debate, including Howard discussing what would happen if he's the replacement judge! LOLs
Not only does Howard Stern create most of the comedy bits that Jay Leno uses on his show, but Howard also predicted the mess that is going on at NBC...check it out!
Cops say that they did not report seeing any illegal drugs in comedian, Artie Lange’s condo on Jan. 2, following a 911 call for his reported suicide attempt.....Um, he stabbed HIMSELF 9 times with a 13 inch Wolfgang Puck knife, I think it's safe to say all drugs were inside of him!
...I think it's also safe to say that Wolfgang Puck knives should be recalled!
Comedian, Artie Lange left Jersey City Medical Center after undergoing surgery in the wake of a suicide attempt, from nine self-inflicted knife wounds.....I love Artie Lange, which is why I'm going to say ....Wow, 9 stab wounds and he's still alive...it must have been a butter knife!
My favorite quotes from Facebook's "Get Well Artie" Page!
-WHAT THE HELL R U A DOPE !!! GET WELL YOU FUNNY BASTARD. Life wouldnt be the same without you!!! WE NEED FUNNY COMEDIANS AROUND SINCE THERE ARENT MANY LEFT!!!
-Artie, if you die, we're gonna send MaryAnn from Brooklyn to sing at your funeral!! Get better bro!
-Love Howard and the show and everyone on it, especially Artie…..he is very funny and very big-hearted….sad to think that he is so troubled.
-love ya buddy...we all have our demons Bud,Your Rock Bottom is here and u made it, so no way to go but up now Get well baby G We need you
-Your humor is what gets me through every shitty day sitting in a cubicle, laughing my ass off! Love you Artie!
It has been reported in Page 6, and confirmed by Howard Stern, that funny man Artie Lange attempted suicide. Artie's mom called 911 on Saturday morning after she found the blood-drenched comedian in his Hoboken apartment, reports say he stabbed himself 9 times.....thank goodness he's fat. He's so talented, so I hope he has it in himelf to take another stab at life!
One of my favorite storytellers has been hospitalized. The 42-year-old former MADtv star, has recently been asked to take a leave of absence from the Howard Stern radio show, after the release of his first comedy album, Jack and Coke.....which I'm sure has a lot to do with him being hospitalized. Get well Artie...you're Too Fat To Fish, and too cool to die!
People continue to speculate about Ryan Seacrest's sexual orientation...Well, this girl pictured here is Sara Jean Underwood, she told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday, that she dated Ryan Seacrest for 2 years and they never had sex...speculate no more, he's either gay, or was practicing Lent for an unprecedented 2 years!
Beyonce is scheduled to perform in Malaysia next month, and rumor has it, the singer plans to wear a Burka during her concert... I personally don't believe she will ever wear that much clothing, but if she does...there goes her show! If she's not half naked and shaking her ass on stage, she might as well wear a gag too! click for a reminder!
